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UKPaolo, a.k.a. 'tossface'. Born in a hamlet in [[Somerset]] in the early forties, tossface often dreamed of living in a [[ghetto]] in Rio. His clubfoot prevented this, and he had to settle for his second choice and went to work in Dixons. His mental problems prevented even this as he couldn't distinguish between a brocolli and a computer. In [[1987]] he became the first ever streaker at the Tiddlywinks world cup finals and has since become the butt of over 300 jokes in over 5 different counties - most concern his [[tiddlywink]] (he does not entertain [[banter]] on this subject. He is currently living in a bed and breakfast in Bournemouth.
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'''UkPaolo''' is a 21 year old [[Computer Science]] student from the [[United Kingdom]]. He has been a [[Wikipedian]] since [[May 2005]], and amassed in excess of [http://tools.wikimedia.de/~kate/cgi-bin/count_edits?user=UkPaolo&dbname=enwiki 3300 edits].


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==Useful links==
* [[Wikipedia:WikiProject Stub sorting/Stub types|Stub types]]
* [http://tools.wikimedia.de/~kate/cgi-bin/count_edits?user=UkPaolo&dbname=enwiki My Edit Count]
* [http://tools.wikimedia.de/~interiot/cgi-bin/count_edits?user=UkPaolo&dbname=enwiki_p Interiot's edit count]
* [http://tools.wikimedia.de/sixdeg/index.jsp Six Degrees of Wikipedia]
* [http://www.uni-bonn.de/~manfear/html2wiki-tables.php HTML to Wiki table syntax]


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Revision as of 20:13, 28 January 2006

UKPaolo, a.k.a. 'tossface'. Born in a hamlet in Somerset in the early forties, tossface often dreamed of living in a ghetto in Rio. His clubfoot prevented this, and he had to settle for his second choice and went to work in Dixons. His mental problems prevented even this as he couldn't distinguish between a brocolli and a computer. In 1987 he became the first ever streaker at the Tiddlywinks world cup finals and has since become the butt of over 300 jokes in over 5 different counties - most concern his tiddlywink (he does not entertain banter on this subject. He is currently living in a bed and breakfast in Bournemouth.