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John Guy Robinson (born September 17, 1960), more commonly known as Asterion or The Bastard, is a Wikipedia administrator who likes to fuck everybody and a member of the Minneapolis Club Fucker. He worked in a sex shop from 1985 to 2000. As of now, he is unemployed, currently being a lazy bastard.

He was born in Austin, Texas until he moved to Kansas in a few years after his 1984 college graduation. In 1998, he then relocated to his current town Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Quotes

"I usually fuck Angela, Curps, Michael, RickK and all those groupies to get their attention."
"I am proud of being a Wikipedian, and glad to be a fuck."
"From the beginning of having Asterion, he was a sneaky sex fiend. As a sex fiend he was certainly mobile." - Club Fucker Employee
"Nobody gets away with squeezing my penis...so hard!"
"Wanna watch my workout video? It's about excercising naked!"
"Mike Garcia? He is a fucking greaser, he deserves a good fuck. If you need me..."

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+'''John Guy Robinson''' (born [[September 17]], [[1960]]), more commonly known as '''{{PAGENAME}}''' or '''The Bastard''', is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Wikipedia:Administrators|administrator]] who likes to fuck everybody and a member of the Minneapolis Club Fucker. He worked in a sex shop from 1985 to 2000. As of now, he is unemployed, currently being a lazy bastard.
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-In [[Greek mythology]], King '''Asterion''' of [[Crete]] was the husband of [[Europa (mythical)|Europa]] and stepfather of her children by [[Zeus]]: [[Minos]], [[Rhadamanthus]] and [[Sarpedon]].  When he died, Asterion gave his kingdom to Minos, who promptly banished his brothers. His Roman name is '''Asterius'''.
+He was born in [[Austin, Texas]] until he moved to [[Kansas]] in a few years after his [[1984]] college graduation. In [[1998]], he then relocated to his current town [[Minneapolis, Minnesota]].
-Some say that Asterion was in fact the [[Minotaur]].
+==Quotes==
-There is a short tale written by [[Jorge Luis Borges]] ("[[The House of Asterion]]") about the subject.
+* "I usually fuck [[User:Angela|Angela]], [[User:Curps|Curps]], [[User:Michael|Michael]], [[User:RickK|RickK]] and all those groupies to get their attention."
+* "I am proud of being a [[Wikipedian]], and glad to be a fuck."
+* "From the beginning of having {{PAGENAME}}, he was a sneaky sex fiend. As a sex fiend he was certainly mobile." - ''Club Fucker Employee''
+* "Nobody gets away with squeezing my penis...so hard!"
+* "Wanna watch my workout video? It's about excercising naked!"
+* "Mike Garcia? He is a fucking greaser, he deserves a good fuck. If you need me..."
+[[Category:1960 births]] [[Category:Jewish Americans]] [[Category:People from Kansas]] [[Category:People from Minnesota]] [[Category:People from Texas]] [[Category:Playboy Playmates]]
-==Subjects I want to read initiate or contribute to==
-[[Image:Cool as a cucumber.PNG|thumb|left|For being cucumbery cool on [[Kosovo]], and enduring harassment as a result, I award you this (somewhat green-tinged) portrait of yourself! [[User:The Minister of War|<u><font color="navy">The Minist</font></u>]][[WP:EA|<u><font color="green">e</font></u>]][[User:The Minister of War|<u><font color="navy">r of War</font></u>]] [[User talk:The Minister of War|<sup><font color="navy">(Peace)</font></sup>]] 21:37, 29 March 2006 (UTC)]]
-* [[Lincolnshire]], England
-* [[Zastava|Yugo/Zastava]]
-* [[Andalusia]] and [[Algarve]]
-* History  of [[Al-Andalus]], including the [[Algarve|al-Gharb]]
-* [[Blas Infante]], father of the Andalusian Nation
-* [[Sepharad]]
-* [[Morisco]], [[Ladino]] and [[Mudejar]] history
-* King Poet of Seville [[Abbad_II_al-Mu%27tadid|Al-Mu’tamid]]
-* [[Imazighen]] Culture and History
-* [[Western Sahara]]
-* [[Gibraltar]]
-* The [[Balkans]]
-* The Falkland Islands ([[Malvinas]])
-* Southern Slavs
-* [[Jorge Luis Borges]]
-* and many many more
-[[es:Usuario:jornalero]]
-[[Category:Wikipedian artists|Asterion]]
-[[Category:Wikipedians in the United Kingdom|Asterion]]
-[[Category:Wikipedians in Andalusia|Asterion]]