Thomas Sumpter Comprehensive School: Difference between revisions

Content deleted Content added

Inline

Revision as of 15:23, 18 September 2006

Thomas Sumpter Comprehensive School (Known as Thommo) is a Senior school, or Secondary School, in Scunthorpe, North Licolnshire, UK.

The School uniform consists of black trousers or skirt, sky blue Thomas Sumpter Polo Shirt and a navy sweater or zip up Thomas Sumpter Jacket. A white shirt and tie uniform was scrapped in Summer 2002. This idea was later reintroduced for Prefects.

The three "Feeder Schools" are Priory Lane Junior School, Westcliffe Primary School and Parkwood. Apparentely, 9 out of 10 students of Thomas Sumpter School go on to further education. Most of these go to John Leggott College or North Lindsey College.

3 out of 4 people who leave here commit suicide. The others got hit by a bus full of old druggies. The druggies then proceeded to piss on everyone's corpses. Aiden Smith the only gay in the school has recently bummed his brother Karl. He also sucks ponies off..

This school is unfortunately the home to batty muffin and retard, Aiden Smith. It is also home to The Funky Gibbon, who just owns everything the fuck up. Many students here suffer from spastication and suffer from gimpy limbs. Some of the teachers are recruited from the nearby Phedofile Intstitution For The Blind And Lonely. It is rare to find a virgin under 14 here.

I'll be right back

Oh you sexy thing you

[1]: Thomas Sumpter School Website

This United Kingdom school or sixth form college related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 Apparentely, 9 out of 10 students of Thomas Sumpter School go on to further [[education]]. Most of these go to [[John Leggott College]] or [[North Lindsey College]].
-out of 4 people who leave here commit suicide. The others got hit by a bus full of old druggies. The druggies then proceeded to piss on everyone's corpses. Aiden Smith the only gay in the school has recently bummed his brother Karl. He also sucks ponies off... for a hobby. Some of Aidens famous phrases are 'I'll be right back' and 'Oh you sexy thing you'. Aiden is also a former Iraqi soldier but his gayness towards other soldiers has put them off and he has cost many lives becuase of it.
+out of 4 people who leave here commit suicide. The others got hit by a bus full of old druggies. The druggies then proceeded to piss on everyone's corpses. Aiden Smith the only gay in the school has recently bummed his brother Karl. He also sucks ponies off..
-This school is unfortunately the home to batty muffin and retard, Aiden Smith. Many students here suffer from spastication and suffer from gimpy limbs. Some of the teachers are recruited from the nearby Phedofile Intstitution For The Blind And Lonely. It is rare to find a virgin under 14 here.
+This school is unfortunately the home to batty muffin and retard, Aiden Smith. It is also home to The Funky Gibbon, who just owns everything the fuck up. Many students here suffer from spastication and suffer from gimpy limbs. Some of the teachers are recruited from the nearby Phedofile Intstitution For The Blind And Lonely. It is rare to find a virgin under 14 here.
+I'll be right back
+Oh you sexy thing you
 [http://www.school-portal.co.uk/Grouphomepage.asp?GroupId=36165]: Thomas Sumpter School Website