Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Fopks

Fopks

Nomination

Fopkses rule the world (and Wikipedia), after all, so why not make one into an enwiki admin? We need more foxes on the Main Page ASAP! ~Δ _{(delta • t • c)} 02:04, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

Welp, I accept the nomination. Why not turn Wikipedia into Fopksipedia, after all? :P Fopks (talk) 02:06, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

"We need more foxes on the main page ASAP!"

This seems to have been made in a panicked tone, what's the issue? Fantastic Mr. Fox (talk) 07:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

Because there is reason to be panicked over here. Wikipedia is dealing with a SERIOUS systemic bias against foxes and they don't appear on the main page much. Foxes are a very historically, scientifically and culturally significant subject and we desperately need more coverage of them. Making a fox into an admin will resolve all of this, after all! ~Δ _{(delta • t • c)} 16:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

• Mandatory Question from Cremastra

What is your opinion on abortion as it relates to the intersection of gun control, race relations, your own personal religious beliefs, and true ownership of the Senkaku Islands? If your opinion doesn't agree with mine, I will, of course, oppose.

Honestly, my opinion on all of these issues is just simply whatever benefits the Glorious Cabal of the Fopkses at the moment. Fopks (talk) 16:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

Optional question from Melecie

1. Ring ding-ding-ding ding-ding?

A:

Optional question from Melecie

2. Wa pa-pow. Wa pa-pa-pa pa-pa, wa-pa-pa-pow?

A: