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The battle of Jaji took place in April 1987 between Arab Mujahideen under Osama bin Laden and Soviet forces, as part of the Soviet war in Afghanistan.

During a week, 50 Islamic fighters, mostly Arab volunteers, successfully defended one their compounds, at Jaji, near the Pakistani border, against 200 Soviet troops.

Though relatively unimportant in military terms, this episode was used by Bin Laden to portray himself as a victorious military leader, especially in the Arab press. In this way, he was able to attract many more followers to his cause.

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References

"Echoes of Afghanistan in the streets of Fallujah". San Francisco Chronicle. November 11, 2004. Retrieved 2007-04-28.

"Reagan's Osama Connection". Slate. June 10, 2004. Retrieved 2007-04-28.

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 Though relatively unimportant in military terms, this episode was used by Bin Laden to portray himself as a victorious military leader, especially in the Arab press. In this way, he was able to attract many more followers to his cause.
-Jaji is also the Korean word for penis, and so when one considers the phrase, "battle of Jaji", it brings to mind sword fighting with one's biological swords. It could also be, however, a battle to see who could screw someone the best. Either way, the battle of Jaji is an event which will go down in history as a fight between Osama Bin Laden's cock and the cocks of 200 Soviet soldiers. It was a hard battle, and the defence was extremely stiff. The attackers, however, had a vital weapon which they thought would overpower the defenders - VIAGRA. Unfortunately for them, they ran out of stock because the sneaky little Arabs stole it all to take to Paradise with them so that they could have sex with all the millions of virgins there non-stop. One would think that because it was paradise, there would be an unlimited supply of such a substance, or one would not need it. Funnily enough, Bin Laden told us in an interview a short time ago that he decided to become a terrorist because he could not get it up for his thirty-seven wives, and his government was not allowing him to import mass amounts of Viagra due to the fact that they don’t want massive cocks raised 24-7. They are dangerous weapons, after all, and the king of Afghanistan didn’t want his wife screwed by a big hairy monster, other than his one. So Osama stuck to different guns, but is often too busy with his other gun because his virgins left him after he got his problem. Count on ya to get it up AFTER the plumbing's gone!! Anyway, that is deviating from the topic. Back to it: It is legendary. One had better hope that no one is going to use radioactive nuclear powered penises! That would make the enemy sterile for sure! Well maybe one would hope that they did use radioactive penises, because then there would be no little Osama’s running round with Ak-47's.
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