The Astro

The Astro What is it?

Well, its a kind of, well. Thing. and you well, you do all kinds of things to do this thing,
and once done right this thing is absolutely amazing. In the awesome way, not the 'awesome cake' 

but in the 'oh my god, this is awe-inspiring-some, i shall never look upon the world again in the same way, this thing, this 'astro' has surely been the most amazing of all things that I shall ever witness and furthermor my life shall never feel more complete then It does right now. For only now, do I feel real fufillment on account of: witnessing/ participating/ cultivating/ harvesting/ re-enacting/ filming/ reading/ watching/ dancing the astro.'

What you will need. You will also need a dead mule, a wrench, a rather large cactus named billy-bill and two giant ant shaped girl scouts. (They must have there Astro badges, else it shant count)

The White Stripes Song The White Stripes - Astro Lyrics

Maybe Jasper does the astro Maybe Jasper does the astro Maybe Jasper does the astro, astro

(Yeah)

Maybe Lily does the astro Maybe Lily does the astro Maybe Lily does the astro, astro

(woah .... eh...)

Maybe Jackson does the astro Maybe Jackson does the astro Maybe Jackson does the astro, astro

Maybe Momma does the astro Maybe Momma does the astro Maybe Momma does the astro, astro

Maybe Tesla does the astro Maybe Edison is AC/DC