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'''Who is GeoLiu300?''' |
'''Who is GeoLiu300?''' |
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Such is a confusing and verbose story. There are many such accounts as to his existence and purpose, but all stories agree on one point |
Such is a confusing and verbose story. There are many such accounts as to his existence and purpose, but all stories agree on one point: he's kickass. Historians have narrowed the literally thousands of various legends of this great individual to just three theories. Deciding which theory is correct has been the topic of numerous debates among highly esteemed historians and deities. |
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'''The Naked Snake Theory''' |
'''The Naked Snake Theory''' |
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GeoLiu300 may very well be the online alias of Big Boss. After the destruction of his various Outer Heaven incarnations at the hand of his clone and metaphorical son, he was presumed dead. However, he's fucking Big Boss! No way he's dead. Various spectrographic analyses have rated GeoLiu300's awesomeness level at about one centillion, which is approximately 1.6 times that of Big Boss. |
GeoLiu300 may very well be the online alias of Big Boss. After the destruction of his various Outer Heaven incarnations at the hand of his clone and metaphorical son, he was presumed dead. However, he's fucking Big Boss! No way he's dead. Various spectrographic analyses have rated GeoLiu300's awesomeness level at about one centillion, which is approximately 1.6 times that of Big Boss, a statistically insignificant number. |
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'''The Illuvitar-esque Theory''' |
'''The Illuvitar-esque Theory''' |
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Latest revision as of 04:28, 19 March 2008
Who is GeoLiu300?
Such is a confusing and verbose story. There are many such accounts as to his existence and purpose, but all stories agree on one point: he's kickass. Historians have narrowed the literally thousands of various legends of this great individual to just three theories. Deciding which theory is correct has been the topic of numerous debates among highly esteemed historians and deities.
The Naked Snake Theory
GeoLiu300 may very well be the online alias of Big Boss. After the destruction of his various Outer Heaven incarnations at the hand of his clone and metaphorical son, he was presumed dead. However, he's fucking Big Boss! No way he's dead. Various spectrographic analyses have rated GeoLiu300's awesomeness level at about one centillion, which is approximately 1.6 times that of Big Boss, a statistically insignificant number.
The Illuvitar-esque Theory
A well-evidenced proposal as to the existence and purposes of GeoLiu300 is that he is much like the supreme deity of the Lord of the Rings universe, Illuvitar. While clearly he cannot actually be Illuvitar, theory postulates that he is so immensely powerful that, upon creating great works, he does not even care about the consequences of such creations. Given that maintaining the pristine beauty of himself and his universe would simply bore him, he orders his lackeys to do so for him. They do so gladly out of a Machiavellian conglomeration of love and fear.
The Hyperion Theory
GeoLiu300 is Hyperion. He is better than you.