User:Imaximax1

Max Tarasuik
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Born	Max 23/11 Gelong
Died	Yet to be announced
Cause of death	OD
Resting place	My Bed
Nationality	Australian
Education	In Progress
Occupation	Checkout chick
Known for	Existing
Height	6'1
Predecessor	God
Successor	Satan
Website	Myspace?
Notes
Thongs

MAX

My name is Max and: I love being bored (you can just ignore me)

And myspace

and links

not really

and i go to Coffs Harbour Senior College

:P

i consider myself the most modest person in the world

I am still editing this, so dont judge (yet) MYMYSPACE

TOUCH MY WIKI AND I'LL TOUCH YOU!

Friends(in no order)

Now we shall listen to some personal interviews from people who know Max...

Old person he knows: (said with old accent)

I've known max for years, since he used to bring vegimaite sandwiches to school. hes a really nice boy, really polite. he helps me bring in my washing. he alsways helped old little ladies like me cross the road. max i would just like to say your just swell.

Guy from the fish and chip shop:

Every afternoon after school max would come in and order $1.50 with of chips. he would always tell me what he was going to do...in regards to homework, when he got home. yeah max is a nice kid.

first love retelling: (from grade 1)

Max kissed my friend (Jess J)behind the P.E shed, its were everyone was going these days...man...i miss grade 1... though i think my friend got cooties...

***Updates will occur throughout the year, through interviews telling the TRUE stories, behind MAX....the people who know him best***

George

It is true that George once was king of Scotland, although he didnt get any credit for it. What a legend. One day he told me of the time he took drugs...........A man appeared on stage. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were a flame of fire. His feet was like cherry red brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice was the sound of many Symphonies. He had, in his right hand seven sharp Shiny stars; as bright as a supernova and out of his mouth, scaled a sharp two-edged sword. And when I saw him, I felt as if I fell at his feet as frightened as death. His Sharp jagged blades rusted then broke as I watched in horror. He blew into oblivion and his particles collected, gathered into the dusk of a breeze and imploded into the sky as if it was on fire. It was the most beautiful yet terrifying thing I could ever imagine.

Suddenly the tent disappeared as a scream of angry yelled out to me for unknown reasons. The sky burst into green rays as I gasped in amazement, and contemplated its beauty. Below me, where the ground should be, the pavement shock as if it was erupting, until it exploded and majestically formed a snake which slithered into the sunset. All the petty shops, stalls and stations around me disappeared instantly and mountains surrounded me and joined at the roof as if I had been swallowed by the earth. I fell strait into cold, icy water, so cold I couldn’t breathe. Colors around me swirled from a deep, dark grey to a bright light of green and I gasped until my lungs yelped. And then it all faded away as if it was all a movie and the lights were turned out, everything was black.

I was flying through the air, spinning rapidly. Around and around I spun, unable to move or observe myself, until I flew passed a mirror and saw nothing but a five cent coin. I bounced like rubber and rolled down a stony hill. I was metal, but I swear I could feel the air rush against me like I was in a wind tunnel. Disgusting!... I stuck to a bubble gum on a small child as he galloped away from the base of the hill. Each step was painful, like being hit by a truck. He took me home. His house was beautiful, the ceiling was vast and painted with a giant mural of outlandish creatures. But my joy was interrupted. As my cold hard body touched a bushy green carpet, I high pitched scream deafened me and i was drastically thrown into a pit of putrid waste. It was dreadful. I sat I darkness, in endless darkness like a black hole, with piles of rubbish above and below me like a foul sandwich.

Joe

Joe shreds on every instrument in the world and is very modest. Joe recently got eaten by a peanut -

Chris

Chris gave me a rice cracker on the 14th of December 2007. Thankyou

Ethan

Ethan, A.k.a EFN, is an mysterious alien Zapped over the universe to earth(Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha) cleverly disguised as red bucket (to hide his identity as a blue bucket) to study christmas trees, so his alien planet can destroy there enimies with Christ tree warfare

Craig

Craig hunts blue buckets for a living, although can never figure out their clever disguise.

Dom

Sometimes described as Turkish meat, Dom sucks at bridge builder

Christa

A.K.A smallest feet on earth, Maybe even in the universe. doesn't realize the "undo" button i have for my wiki and WILL STOP TOUCHING ME IN PLACES

Jack

Shares my interesting in opening boxes, and shiwissawassle's.

Rosa

easily influenced (by me) and sighted the stars "mosa" and "rox"

Matt

Top Shop?

Ryan

Self-explanatory...hahah (Sure is(from ryan)) ---- arrogant and the talented one of the group! (group including himself and a retarded squrill, who i think is more talented)

Leroy

My friend Leroy is often mentioned, but never actually seen. In Electro, a flashback shows that me and Leroy had a Glam-Folk band, but both are in such thick make-up, Leroy can't be seen. In Mutants, he takes Howard's light blue trousers and Howard walks off to remonstrate, but again he is not seen by the audience.

GREEN

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i Know what you are thinking, this glowstick is SO MUCH COOLER than some lame blue one; and heres just some reasons:

§· *POP*

§· [Time is Luminescence]

§· *POP*!!!

§· The Green is IN the Blue!

§· Christa does so not win