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<span style="color: #ffdead;">'''Greetings, and welcome to my page!'''</span> |
<span style="color: #ffdead;">'''Greetings, and welcome to my page!'''</span> |
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<span style="color: #ffdead;">'''Note to new users:''' ''This is not a testing space. Please experiment at [[Wikipedia:Sandbox|<span style="color: #ffdead;">Wikipedia:Sandbox</span>]].''</span> |
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<br /><span style="color: #ffdead; font-size: 24px;">User Sub-Pages</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ffdead;">''' |
<br /><span style="color: #ffdead; font-size: 24px;">User Sub-Pages</span><br /><br /><span style="color: #ffdead;">''' |
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*[[User:Example/Lipsum|<span style="color: #ffdead;">User:Example/Lipsum</span>]] |
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Really Dumb Store labels: |
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*[[Lorem ipsum|<span style="color: #ffdead;">Lipsum</span>]] |
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) |
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) |
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) |
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) |
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On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) |
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On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) |
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On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) |
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On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) |
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On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) |
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Take Time To Read Each Sentence |
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This is this cat |
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This is is cat |
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This is how cat |
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This is to cat |
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This is keep cat |
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This is a cat |
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This is retard cat |
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This is busy cat |
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This is for cat |
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This is forty cat |
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This is seconds cat |
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Now read the THIRD word of every line |
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hahahah!! funnyness!! |
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Here's a joke... |
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there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... |
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the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... |
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he gets big muscles and swims across... |
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but almost dies 5 times... |
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the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... |
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he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... |
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but he almost dies 3 times... |
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the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... |
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he turns into a woman... |
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walks 4 yards... |
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and crosses the bridge |
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Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line hahahah!! funnyness!!
Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge
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