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* A purple coloured individual who is commonly known as Skong or DUBIOUS ORF. Murple when used as an adjective, can be used to describe a person who is short, skinny, likes to happily Jig at Gigs and buy and wear band Tees. Murples like to invade Japanistan and other exotic countries with their evil partner in crime Danman. Together they plan to rule the world through guitar music, guitar hero mad-skillz and dance.<br /> |
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Murples can be easily identified by their eclectic taste in boots which are usually colourful and have animal patterns. There are many instances when a Murple was stopped in public and questioned about the boots, once stopped a Murple is easily spotted by observing tell tale signs of guilt and agitation. <br /> |
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One of the most potent ways of ridding of a Murple is to use extremely cold temperatures (for them anyway) of 20 degrees Celsius, Murples cannot bear temperatures of anything below 30 degrees Celsius and will begin to shudder - this is the ideal time to capture a Murple (like a pokemon) as they are unable to escape as quickly as when they are in more humid and warm environments. To lure a Murple use dried tropical fruits such as dried mango, tamarind and jackfruit. <br /> |
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Recent research into Murples has found that they probably feast on roses or rather, a Murple's fart smells distinctly like roses. Scientists cannot conclude whether this smell tactic is used to attract the Danman (evil partner in crime who has mad guitar skillz) or to ward off predators (PhD supervisors). |
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* [[Murple (band)|Murple]], and Italian progressive rock band of the 1970s |
* [[Murple (band)|Murple]], and Italian progressive rock band of the 1970s |
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* The eponynous penguin character of [[Murple (band)|Murple's]] 1974 album [[Io Sono Murple]], who leaves his home in [[Anarctica]] and encounters the Evil Man |
* The eponynous penguin character of [[Murple (band)|Murple's]] 1974 album [[Io Sono Murple]], who leaves his home in [[Anarctica]] and encounters the Evil Man |
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Revision as of 22:22, 6 April 2009
Murple can refer to:
- Murple, and Italian progressive rock band of the 1970s
- The eponynous penguin character of Murple's 1974 album Io Sono Murple, who leaves his home in Anarctica and encounters the Evil Man
- Jim Murple Memorial, a ska band from France
- The last name of character Mabel Murple in the book of the same name by author Sheree Fitch
- Murple, an internet personality known for writing numerous articles for Erowid
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