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'''Urine''' is a [[Asepsis|sterile]], [[liquid]] by-product of the body that is secreted by the kidneys through a process called [[urination]] and [[excreted]] through the [[urethra]]. Cellular metabolism generates numerous by-products, many rich in [[nitrogen]], that require elimination from the [[bloodstream]]. These by-products are eventually expelled from the body in a process known as [[micturition]], the primary method for excreting water-soluble chemicals from the body. These chemicals can be detected and analyzed by [[urinalysis]]. [[Amniotic fluid]] is closely related to urine, and can be analyzed by [[amniocentesis]].
[[Image:Weewee.JPG|thumb|right|170px|Sample of urine.]]


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==Physiology==
{{Main|Renal physiology}}
To eliminate soluble wastes, which are toxic, most animals have [[excretory system]]s. In humans soluble wastes are excreted by way of the [[urinary system]], which consists of the [[kidney]]s, [[ureter]]s, [[urinary bladder]], and [[urethra]]. The kidneys extract the soluble wastes from the bloodstream, as well as excess water, sugars, and a variety of other compounds. Remaining fluid contains high concentrations of [[urea]] and other substances, including toxins. Urine flows through these structures: the [[kidney]], [[ureter]], [[urinary bladder|bladder]], and finally the [[urethra]]. Urine is produced by a process of [[filtration]], [[absorption (chemistry)|reabsorption]], and tubular secretion.

==Composition==
Exhaustive detailed description of the composition of human urine can be found in NASA Contractor Report No. NASA CR-1802, D. F. Putnam, July 1971. That report provided detailed chemical analyses for inorganic and organic constituents, methods of analysis, chemical and physical properties and its behavior during concentrative processes such as evaporation, distillation and other phisiochemical operations. Urine is an aqueous solution of greater than 95% water, with the remaining constituents, in order of decreasing concentration [[urea]] 9.3 g/l, [[chloride]] 1.87 g/l, [[sodium]] 1.17 g/l, [[potassium]] 0.750 g/l, [[creatinine]] 0.670 g/l and other dissolved ions, inorganic and organic compounds.

Urine is [[sterilization (microbiology)|sterile]] until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.<ref>Brock: Biology of microorganisms</ref> Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action{{Citation needed|date=July 2010}}. Most noticeably, the asphyxiating [[ammonia]] is produced by breakdown of urea. Some diseases alter the quantity and consistency of the urine, such as [[sugar]] as a consequence of [[diabetes]].

==Hazards==
Urine is not toxic.<ref>http://www.vanderbilt.edu/AnS/psychology/health_psychology/Urine_Therapy.htm</ref>, however, being a waste product, it does contain compounds undesirable to the body and can be irritating to skin and eyes. After suitable processing (as is done, for example, on the [[International Space Station]]), it is possible to extract potable water from urine for drinking.

==Characteristics==
The typical color can range from clear to a dark amber, depending mostly upon the level of hydration of the body, among other factors.

===Chemical analysis===
{{Main|Urinalysis}}
[[Image:Urea.png|thumb|right|150px|Urea structure]]
Urine contains a range of substances that vary with what is introduced into the body. Aside from water, urine contains an assortment of inorganic salts and organic compounds, including proteins, hormones, and a wide range of metabolites.

[[File:IMAG0466.jpg|thumb|Green urine during long term infusion of the sedative propofol]]
===Color===
Urine is a transparent solution that can range from colorless to amber but is usually a pale yellow. In the urine of a healthy individual, the color comes primarily from the presence of [[urobilin]]. Urobilin in turn is a final waste product resulting from the breakdown of [[heme]] from [[hemoglobin]] during the destruction of aging blood cells.

Colorless urine indicates over-hydration, which is usually considered much healthier than dehydration (to some extent however over-hydration can remove essential salts from the body). In the context of a drug test, it could indicate a potential attempt to avoid detection of illicit drugs in the bloodstream through over-hydration.<ref>[http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/producing_clean_urine.html Neonjoint.com]</ref>
*Dark yellow urine is often indicative of dehydration.
*Yellowing/light orange may be caused by removal of excess [[B vitamin]]s from the bloodstream.
*Certain medications such as [[rifampin]] and [[phenazopyridine]] can cause orange urine.
*Bloody urine is termed [[hematuria]], potentially a sign of a bladder infection or carcinoma.
*Dark orange to brown urine can be a symptom of [[jaundice]], [[rhabdomyolysis]], or [[Gilbert's syndrome]].
*Black or dark-colored urine is referred to as melanuria and may be caused by a [[melanoma]].
*Fluorescent yellow / greenish urine may be caused by dietary supplemental vitamins, especially the B vitamins.
*Consumption of [[beet]]s can cause urine to have a pinkish tint, and [[asparagus]] consumption can turn urine greenish.
*Reddish or brown urine may be caused by [[porphyria]]. Although again, the consumption of beets can cause the urine to have a harmless, temporary pink or reddish tint.

===Odor===
The smell of urine can be affected by the consumption of food. Eating asparagus is known to cause a strong odor in human urine. This is because of the body's breakdown of [[asparagusic acid]].<ref>{{cite journal | journal=Br Med J | volume=281 | pages=1676 | year= 1980 | author=Lison M, Blondheim SH, Melmed RN. | title=A polymorphism of the ability to smell urinary metabolites of asparagus | url=http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?tool=pubmed&pubmedid=7448566 | pmid=7448566 | doi = 10.1136/bmj.281.6256.1676| issue=6256 | pmc=1715705 }}</ref> Other foods (and beverages) that contribute to odor include [[curry]], [[ethanol|alcohol]], [[coffee]], [[domestic turkey|turkey]], and [[onion]].<ref>[http://books.google.com/books?id=dlSXXguGw9UC&pg=PA87&lpg=PA87&dq=%22Sugar+Puffs%22+urine&source=bl&ots=_tnCtwldrI&sig=h-n9SHXvWNVqGxbaXxCX1LdLLRY&hl=en&ei=lQWNScbkG8e_tge3hPSHCw&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=3&ct=result Stefan Gates and Max La Riviere-Hedrick. Gastronaut: Adventures in Food for the Romantic, the Foolhardy, and the Brave. Page 87. 2006.]</ref><ref>[http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4159/is_20070415/ai_n19016757 "All the Problems in the World." ''The Independent on Sunday''. April 15, 2007.]</ref>

===Turbidity===
[[Turbidity|Turbid]] urine may be a symptom of a bacterial infection, but can also be caused by crystallization of salts such as [[calcium phosphate]].{{Citation needed|date=July 2010}}

===pH===<!-- [[Urine pH]] redirects here -->
The [[pH]] of urine is close to neutral (7) but can normally vary between 4.4 and 8. In persons with [[hyperuricosuria]], acidic urine can contribute to the formation of [[Calculus (medicine)|stones]] of [[uric acid]] in the kidneys, ureters, or bladder.<ref name="pmid11676906">{{cite journal
| author = Martín Hernández E, Aparicio López C, Alvarez Calatayud G, García Herrera MA
| title = [Vesical uric acid lithiasis in a child with renal hypouricemia]
| language = Spanish; Castilian
| journal = An. Esp. Pediatr.
| volume = 55
| issue = 3
| pages = 273–6
| year = 2001
| month = September
| pmid = 11676906
| doi =
| url = http://db.doyma.es/cgi-bin/wdbcgi.exe/doyma/mrevista.pubmed_full?inctrl=05ZI0103&rev=37&vol=55&num=3&pag=273
| issn =
}}</ref> Urine pH can be monitored by a physician<ref>{{cite web
|title=Urine pH
|publisher=MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia
|accessdate=December 26, 2008
|url=http://www.nlm.nih.gov/MEDLINEPLUS/ency/article/003583.htm
}}</ref> or at home.

A diet high in citrus, vegetables, or dairy can increase urine pH (more basic). Some drugs also can increase urine pH, including acetazolamide, potassium citrate, and sodium bicarbonate.

A diet high in meat or cranberries can decrease urine pH (more acidic). Drugs that can decrease urine pH include ammonium chloride, chlorothiazide diuretics, and methenamine mandelate.<ref>http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003583.htm</ref><ref>http://healthguide.howstuffworks.com/urine-ph-dictionary.htm</ref>

===Volume===
The amount of urine produced depends on numerous factors including state of hydration, activities, environmental factors, size, and health. In adult humans the average production is about 1 - 2 L per day. Producing too much or too little urine needs medical attention: [[Polyuria]] is a condition of excessive production of urine (> 2.5 L/day), in contrast to [[oliguria]] where < 400 mL are produced per day, or [[anuria]] with a production of < 100 mL per day.

===Density or specific gravity===
Normal urine density or [[specific gravity]] values vary between 1.003–1.035 (g·cm<sup>−3</sup>) , and any deviations may be associated with urinary disorders.

==Urine in medicine==
[[File:Bigot, Trophime - A Doctor Examining Urine.jpg|thumb|270px|right|''A Doctor Examining Urine''. [[Trophime Bigot]].]]
===Examination===
Many physicians in history have resorted to the inspection and examination of the urine of their patients. [[Hermogenes]] wrote about the color and other attributes of urine as indicators of certain diseases. Abdul Malik Ibn Habib of [[Andalusia]] d.862CE, mentions numerous reports of urine examination throughout the [[Umayyad]] empire.<ref>Ibn Habib, Abdul Malik d.862CE/283AH "Kitaab Tib Al'Arab" (The Book of Arabian Medicine), Published by Dar Ibn Hazm, Beirut, Lebanon 2007(Arabic)</ref> [[Diabetes mellitus]] got its name because the urine is plentiful and sweet. A [[urinalysis]] is a medical examination of the urine and part of routine examinations. A culture of the urine is performed when a [[urinary tract infection]] is suspected. A microscopic examination of the urine may be helpful to identify organic or inorganic substrates and help in the diagnosis.

The color and volume of urine can be reliable indicators of [[rehydration|hydration]] level. Clear and copious urine is generally a sign of adequate hydration, dark urine is a sign of [[dehydration]]. The exception occurs when [[alcohol]], [[caffeine]], or other [[diuretics]] are consumed, in which case urine can be clear and copious and the person still be dehydrated.

===Application===
Aztec physicians used urine to clean external wounds to prevent infection, and administered it as a drink to relieve stomach and intestinal problems.{{Citation needed|date=December 2009}}. In India, the ancient 'ayurvedic' medicinal system calls urine 'shivambu' and there is lot of information on 'shivambu therapy' on the web. Chinese folk medicine also documents use of boys' urine as a remedy when herbal medicines are not available.{{Citation needed|date=April 2010}}

===Resource===
Urine contains proteins and other substances that are useful for medical therapy and are ingredients in many prescription drugs (e.g., Ureacin, [[Urecholine]], Urowave){{Citation needed|date=May 2010}}. Urine from [[menopause|postmenopausal]] women is rich in [[gonadotropin]]s that can yield [[follicle stimulating hormone]] and [[luteinizing hormone]] for fertility therapy{{Citation needed|date=May 2010}}. The first such commercial product was [[Pergonal]]{{Citation needed|date=May 2010}}. Urine from pregnant women contains enough [[human chorionic gonadotropin]]s for commercial extraction and purification to produce hCG medication. Pregnant mare urine is the source of [[estrogen]]s, namely [[Premarin]]{{Citation needed|date=May 2010}}. Urine also contains antibodies, which can be used in diagnostic antibody tests for a range of pathogens, including HIV-1.<ref>http://www.clinchem.org/cgi/content/abstract/45/9/1602</ref>

==Other uses==
===Tanning===
{{Main|Tanning}}
Tanners soaked animal skins in urine to remove hair fibers - a necessary step in the preparation of leather.

===Munitions===
{{Main|Potassium nitrate}}
Urine has been used in the manufacture of [[gunpowder]]. Urine, a nitrogen source, was used to moisten straw or other organic material, which was kept moist and allowed to rot for several months to over a year. The resulting [[Salt (chemistry)|salts]] were washed from the heap with water, which was evaporated to allow collection of crude saltpeter crystals, that were usually refined before being used in making gunpowder.<ref name="LeConte"><!-- this ref is also used in the potassium nitrate article -->
{{cite book |url=http://docsouth.unc.edu/imls/lecontesalt/leconte.html
|title=Instructions for the Manufacture of Saltpeter
|author=Joseph LeConte
|publisher=South Carolina Military Department
|printer=Charles P. Pelham
|location=Columbia, S.C.
|pages=14
|year=1862
|accessdate=2007-10-19}}</ref>

===Textiles===
Urine has often been used as a [[mordant]] to help prepare textiles, especially wool, for dyeing. In [[Scotland]], the process of "walking" (stretching) the [[tweed (cloth)|tweed]] is preceded by soaking in urine.<ref>Mentioned by an interviewee in ''[[Lomax the Songhunter]]'', a 2004 documentary film.</ref>

===Agriculture===
{{Main| Fertilizer}}
Urine contains large quantities of nitrogen (mostly as [[urea]]), as well as significant quantities of dissolved phosphates and potassium, the main macronutrients required by plants. Diluted at least 8:1 with water it can be applied directly to soil as a fertilizer. Undiluted, it can chemically burn the roots of some plants, but it can be safely used as a source of complementary nitrogen in carbon rich [[compost]].<ref name="LiquidGold">
{{cite book |url=http://www.liquidgoldbook.com/
|title=Liquid Gold: The Lore and Logic of Using Urine to Grow Plants
|last=Steinfeld
|first=Carol
|publisher=Ecowaters Books
|year=2004
|isbn=978-0966678314}}</ref>
Urine typically contains 70% of the [[nitrogen]] and more than half the [[phosphorus]] and [[potassium]] found in urban waste water flows, while making up less than 1% of the overall volume. Thus source separation and on-site treatment has been studied in [[Sweden]] as a way to partially close the cycle of agricultural nutrient flows, to reduce the cost and energy intensivity of sewage treatment, and the ecological consequences such as [[eutrophication]], resulting from an influx of nutrient rich effluent into aquatic or marine ecosystems. The fertilization effect of urine has been found to be comparable to that of commercial fertilizers with an equivalent [[NPK rating]].
<ref name="UrineSeparation">
{{cite web
|name=M. Johansson
|coauthors=Jönsson, H.; Höglund, C.; Richert Stintzing, A.; Rodhe, L.
|title=Urine Separation -- Closing the Nitrogen Cycle
|publisher=Stockholm Water Company
|year=2001
|url=http://www.stockholmvatten.se/pdf_arkiv/english/urinsep_eng.pdf
|format=PDF}}
</ref>

However, depending on the diet of the producer, urine may also have undesirably high concentrations of various inorganic [[salt]]s such as [[sodium chloride]], which are also excreted by the [[renal system]]. Concentrations of heavy metals such as [[lead]], [[mercury (element)|mercury]], and [[cadmium]], commonly found in solid human waste, are much lower in urine (though not low enough to qualify for use in [[organic agriculture]] under current EU rules).<ref name="EcoEngNewsletter1">
{{cite web
|author=Håkan Jönsson
|title=Urine Separation&nbsp;— Swedish Experiences
|url=http://www.iees.ch/EcoEng011/EcoEng011_F1.html
|work=EcoEng Newsletter 1
|date=2001-10-01}}
</ref>
Proponents of urine as an agricultural fertilizer usually claim the risks to be negligible or acceptable, and point out that sewage causes more environmental problems when it is treated and disposed of compared with when it is used as a resource.

It is unclear whether source separation and on site treatment of urine can be made cost effective, and to what degree the required behavioral changes would be regarded as socially acceptable, as the largely successful trials performed in Sweden may not readily generalize to other industrialized societies.<ref name="UrineSeparation" /> In developing countries, the application of pure urine to crops is rare, but the use of whole raw sewage (termed [[night soil]]) has been common throughout history.

===Survival uses===
{{See also|Urophagia}}
Numerous survival instructors and guides,<ref>[http://www.simplesurvival.net/water.htm water<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://trackertrail.com/publications/motherearthnews/72/index.html Tracker Trail - Mother Earth News - Issue #72<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.equipped.com/primer.htm Equipped to Survive (tm) - A Survival Primer<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.adventuresportsonline.com/5basic.htm Five Basic Survival Skills in the Wilderness<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.hikepa.com/gear/reviews/survival_gear.htm Survival Gear<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.wilderness-survival.net/sea-1.php Wilderness Survival: Sea Survival - The Open Sea<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> including the [[US Army Field Manual]],<ref>[http://www.equipped.com/21-76/ch6.pdf Water Procurement], US Army Field Manual</ref> advise ''against'' drinking urine for survival. These guides explain that drinking urine tends to worsen, rather than relieve dehydration due to the salts in it, and that urine should not be consumed in a survival situation, even when there is no other fluid available. In hot weather survival situations, where water is also hard to find, soaking cloth in urine (a shirt for eg) and putting it on one's head can help cool the body.

During [[World War I]], the [[Germans]] experimented with numerous poisonous gases for use during war. After the first German [[chlorine]] gas attacks, Allied troops were supplied with masks of cotton pads that had been soaked in urine. It was believed that the [[ammonia]] in the pad neutralized the chlorine. These pads were held over the face until the soldiers could escape from the poisonous fumes, although it is now known that chlorine gas reacts with urine to produce [[Chloramine|toxic fumes]] (see [[chlorine]] and [[Use of poison gas in World War I]]).{{Citation needed|date=December 2009}}

Urban myth states that urine works well against [[jellyfish]] stings, and this scenario was demonstrated on a Season 4 episode of the NBC-TV show Friends "The One With the Jellyfish", an early episode of the CBS-TV show ''[[Survivor (U.S. TV series)|Survivor]]'' and the documentary film ''[[The Real Cancun]]''. At best, it is ineffective and in some cases this treatment may make the injury worse.<ref>[http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2283933&page=1 ABC News: Old Wives' Tale? Urine as Jellyfish Sting Remedy<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa004&articleID=EEC8FE59-E7F2-99DF-3F08DA1A6F42454F&ref=rss Fact or Fiction?: Urinating on a Jellyfish Sting is an Effective Treatment: Scientific American<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://firstaid.about.com/od/bitesstings/ht/06_jellyfish.htm Jellyfish Sting Treatment - How to Treat a Jellyfish Sting<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>

==History and language==
[[Ancient Rome|Ancient Romans]] used human urine to cleanse grease stains from their clothing, before acquiring [[soap]]s from the [[Germanic peoples|Germans]] during the first century AD.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/weekly/aa031303a.htm|title=Hygiene in Ancient Rome|accessdate=2010-02-09|work=}}</ref> Urine that has been fermented for the purposes of cleaning is referred to as [[lant]]. The emperor [[Nero]] instituted a tax ({{lang-la|vectigal urinae}}) on the urine industry. This tax was continued by Nero's successor, [[Vespasian]], to whom is attributed the Latin saying ''[[Pecunia non olet]]'' (money doesn't smell) – this is said to have been Vespasian's reply to a complaint from his [[Titus|son]] about the disgusting nature of the tax. Vespasian's name is still attached to public [[urinal (restroom)|urinal]]s in France (''vespasiennes''), Italy (''vespasiani''), and Romania (''vespasiene'').

[[Alchemy|Alchemists]] spent much time trying to extract gold from urine, and this effort led to discoveries such as [[white phosphorus]], which was discovered by the German alchemist [[Hennig Brand]] in 1669 when he was distilling [[fermentation (biochemistry)|fermented]] urine. In 1773 the French chemist [[Hilaire Rouelle]] discovered the organic compound [[urea]] by boiling urine dry.

The word "urine" was first used in the 14th century. Before that, the concept was described by the now vulgar word "piss". [[Onomatopoeia|Onomatopoetic]] in origins, "piss" was the primary means of describing urination, as "urinate" was at first used mostly in medical contexts. Likely, "piss" became vulgar through its use by lower class characters such as the reeve and the Wife of Bath in [[Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer's]] 14th century work [[The Canterbury Tales]]. "Piss" and its association with vulgarity has led to its current classification as obscene, as well as its use in such colloquial expressions as "to piss off" and "piss poor". [[Euphemism]]s such as "pee" are used, but there are many more for the act of urination.

==See also==
* [[Bed-Wetting]]
* [[Drinking urine]]
* [[Ecological sanitation]]
* [[Lant]]
* [[Urination]]
* [[Urine therapy]]
* [[Urolagnia]], an attraction to urine

==Notes==
{{Reflist}}

==References==
{{Refbegin}}
* [http://medres.med.ucla.edu/curriculum/lectures/acute_oliguria.htm Definition of oliguria and anuria]
* [http://content.karger.com/ProdukteDB/produkte.asp?Aktion=ShowPDF&ProduktNr=223979&Ausgabe=225203&ArtikelNr=13449 Hermogenes on urine]
*“Urine.” Oxford English Dictionary. October 29, 2008 [http://dictionary.oed.com/entrance.dtl OED.com]
*Geoffrey Chaucer, Department of English. Dept. home page. October 3, 2006. [[Harvard University]] October 27, 2008 [http://www.courses.fas.harvard.edu/~chaucer/ Harvard.edu]
{{Refend}}

==External links==
{{Wiktionary|turbid}}
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20060702092418/http://excretion-osmoregulation.know-heart-diseases.com/ Urine formation, excretion and osmoregulation.]
* [http://www-medlib.med.utah.edu/WebPath/TUTORIAL/URINE/URINE.html Urinanalysis page]
* [[BBC News Online]] - [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3915659.stm US army food... just add urine]
* Kelly, John F. "[http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/19/urine.html The Urine Cure and Other Curious Medical Treatments]" ''Hippocrates Magazine.'' (May/June 1988)
*Punch and Us "[http://www.punchandus.com/article/1005-pee.html A Golden Shower A Day, Keeps The Doctors Away]" (Humor)
*[http://www.drugs.com/enc/urine-chemistry.html Urine Chemistry (www.drugs.com)]
*[http://cats.about.com/od/cleaningmesses/tp/odorout.htm Removing urine odor]
* [http://e-biocharurinals.blogspot.com/ Using Biochar for tapping the nitrogen from urine] ''Biochar + Urine +++ for soil amendments for improving the fertility of soils and enhanced agriculture production.''
*[http://www.redurine.com/urine.html Urine]

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