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'''Blue Egg''', Look at that color… Zen ain’t it? It’s like medication in a shell.
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> energy

''' Candy Corn''', You can’t overdose on this kind of fun!
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina

'''Clover''', Picked fresh from the rolling hills of Ireland…
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Not really, but it’s still fresh and potent! Cleans your system right out!
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<span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> stamina
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• Reduces chance of overdose

''' Cornucopia''', Nature’s quintessential Box o’ Mysteries
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina
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• Requires 5 favor to open

'''Cranberry Juice''', Gobble Gobble this shit down to make scouring the yard a much easier affair.
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<span style="color:#006400">+100</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+100</span> stamina

''' Easter Egg''', What fucked up rabbit shits out red and neon green swirly eggs?
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina

'''Jelly Beans''', Magical from the heart of one badass bunny!
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina

'''Slice of Block Cake''', So good, it’ll refine all your stats as well as reset all chances of overdose.
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina

'''Santa’s Sack''', Have you been naughty, or nice?
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina
<br/>
• Use to open sack

'''Ruby Slippers''', Wish you were home? Throw these suckers on to be instantly transported out of any Dungeon/Yard.

'''Raw Weed''', You’ll need to roll this up before you can smoke it.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-20%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+50%</span> nerve

'''Pink Egg''', You’ve gotta have some balls to eat this one…
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> nerve

'''Paddy’s Pint''', For all you minks out there, a pint on the warden. Careful, this shit is potent.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina

'''Lock Picks''', Use one of these after raiding someone’s cell to reveal up to 3 numbers from their combo.

'''White Egg''', This egg is blank. Devoid of color. A clean slate. It’s what you’ll get if you eat one.
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<span style="color:#006400">+100%</span> stamina
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• Resets chance of overdose




'''4-leaf Clover''', 4 X 2 = 1 new backpack slot!
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<span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''After Life''', Zombies are slow, but extremely hard to kill. Sure this movie won't likely have any, but let's just pretend.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-1%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Air Purifier''', Breathe free... deep breath... ahhhh
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<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy
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You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''Alan Wake''', Are you afraid of the dark?
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<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''American Flag''', Salute your troops!
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<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
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You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''American Histoy X''', One of the most brutal and telling movies of our time.
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<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Avatar: The Last Airbender''', How appropriate it's one of the last bootlegs.
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<span style="color:#006400">+2000</span> hp
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Bag of Coal''', Someone was naughty this year.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-20%</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Bad Teacher''', I’d eat her apple any day… wait… no homo?
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<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Bed with Mattress''', Slightly less hard since you've got this musty-ass mattress on it.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
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<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span>

'''Bible''', Are you ready for rapture?
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<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Block Cake''', Celebrate 1 year since the rebirth of Prison Block (7/16/09)! I'd hang on to this cake if I were you...
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Block Bowl 2011 Trophy''', Go Slackers! Underrated and showing all the stealer fans who’s boss!
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<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>
'''Blowup Doll''', Nightly workouts with this thing is sure to build your stamina.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-3</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''Blue Candle''' , TWO! TWO Blue Candles! AH! AH! AH!
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<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Bluray Player''', Watching martial arts movies in Hi-Def can step your fighting game up, but being so distracted can't be good for keeping an eye out for an attack!
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<span style="color:#006400">+20</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10</span> speed
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You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Bookcase''', Seems to be filled with martial arts books.
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<span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> nerve
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You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X3</span>

'''Box O' Mysteries''', Your coalz be safe, I just wanna seez!
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span>

'''Box of Chocolates''', Nothing like an affectionate gift to raise your spirits -- is that a nail file?
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<span style="color:#006400">+150</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
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You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Box O’ Parts''', a box containing 6 random parts.
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• Equip to open
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
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<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Boxing With The Star'''s, Learn moves from the best! Or at least the most popular!
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<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Boxing With The Stars HD''', Get yo Tae-Bo on in stunning HD!
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<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Bride Doll''', A souviner for your travels.
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<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
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• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Bulldog''', A bit of a heftier bark, sure to paint the pants of any intruder a muddy brown.
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<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> defense
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• 10% chance of scaring off cell raider
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''Cars 2''', VROOM. that is all.
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<span style="color:#006400">+12%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''CD Changer''', Hook this sucker into your stereo system for max effect!
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<span style="color:#006400">+150</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''CD Player''', Don't get caught in the yard with your headphones on... or the shower for that matter.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-1%</span> defense, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Checkers''', Not exactly Chess but this does require SOME degree of patience stamina.
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<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
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You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Cheech & Chong's Hey Watch This''', 4/20 is upon us. Let's spark one up and celebrate with the kings of this shit.
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<span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Chihuahua''', Has more bark than bite, but should do the trick.
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<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> defense
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• 5% chance of scaring off cell raider
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Christmas Tree''', Santa's an asshole and hid all the menoras.
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<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> energy
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You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X3</span>

'''Clash of the Titans''', More action than a PFCWhite Klan rally! It's too bad you didn't get this epic shit on a big screen!
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<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Coffee Press''', It’s a bit small, but will be good for a cup or two.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Computer Chair''', Ah, a nice plush surface to rest your cheeks on... that won't stick it's tongue in your asshole.
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<span style="color:#006400">+25</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span>

'''Dancing Chili Pepper''', Happy Cinco De Mayo CHA CHA CHA!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Date Night''', Rumor has it the starring actors are actually mizpeg and 6566. Smooches.
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<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Dead Rising 2 (PS3) ''', Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
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<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+500</span> hp
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Dead Rising 2 (Xbox 360) ''', Chuck takes over from Frank West and battles hoardes of dead. Scared mofo?
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<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+500</span> hp
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Dead Rising 2 Bundle''', Curious what’s inside? Buy Me!
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

'''Death at a funeral''', Since when did death become comedy? Shit, since laughing is so good for the soul, beat the shit out of the next prisoner you see.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+500</span> strength
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Dumbbells''', A set of 2 dumbbells. Useful as a weapon as well as strength training.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''DVD Player''', Comes with a Tae-Bo DVD!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Easter Basket''', Loaded with all sorts of goodies!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''Easter Baskette''', This year, the rabbits downsizing.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Electric Razor''', Safeguarded blades mean not only will you not be cutting other inmates, but you won't be slitting your own throat when you realize there's a Gay in your Closet .
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<span style="color:#006400">+1000</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Empty Bong''', Take - take - take it to the head!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''Exercise Bike''', Shed some lbs and raise your stamina.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+6</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span>

'''False Advertising #2''', Be for real, you're just watching this to be able to better recognize trannies in prison right? RIGHT?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Fast Five''', There’s a dirty joke somewhere in that title…
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Fireworks''', Perfect for a distraction if you need to bail a buddy out of isolation!
add to cell to set them off, One time use only.
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Flat Screen TV''', Perfect to watch your movies in HD!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X1</span>

'''Furry Vengeance''', I knew letting those goddamn groundhogs into the prison was going to backfire.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Get Him to the Greek''', Greek... What an ironic title... for a prison... Sex is sex right?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Green Lantern''', I vow… to kick ass!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Groom Doll''', A souviner for your travels.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
• Join Bride & Groom for 1 backpack slot
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Grown Ups''', I'm a man, MAN!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Groundhog''', This little guy is pretty pissed he surfaced in a prison instead of a lush green field somewhere.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Gulliver’s Travels''', Jack’s dumb, he’s the biggest kid in the yard and he lets them do him dirty?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1000</span> strength
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>
'''Halo 3''', Plug in, Shield on!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Halo: Reach''', Bungie's last offering. The Warden would rather you kill each other digitally than in the yard.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Halo: Reach Legendary Bundle''', Packed with everything you need to get your hardcore gaming on.
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

'''Harry Brown''', Full of kickass win!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone''', Let the magic (or gayness) begin!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1500</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets''', Not to be confused with Hanako’s chamber of… well, you know.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban''', Seriously… chocolate?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire''', Dragons and spiders are hot bitches oh my!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>
'''Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix''', Spoiler, someone dies.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-80%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+65</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince''', Will Harry ever learn to close his mind? Will dac00kiemonster ever keep his cheeks closed?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+28%</span> defense, <span style="color:#FF0000">-15</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>
'''Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt1''', So… much… ANGST!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+30</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt2''', Neither can live while the other survives.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+95%</span> defense, <span style="color:#FF0000">-95%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>
'''Hot Tub''', The only downside to this is that you know Big Bubba is gonna wanna bathe with you.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+4</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X3</span>

'''Hot Tub Time Machine''', A hot tub in a prison? No homo!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''HOP''', Bubba will neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this film.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Horrible Bosses''', All the movie is missing is the NJ Warden.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3000</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5500</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5000</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''How to train your dragon''', ...and by dragon, we don't mean your 3mm snake.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
</br>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''In My Sleep''', You should totally use the sleepwalking line next time you "wake up" on top of hanako.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Iron Man 2''', Seriously, does this epitome of badassness need a description?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Iron Man 2 - IMAX''', What's better than sleek metal war suits, big explosions, hot cars and bawller gadgets? All that in IMAX that's what!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Jack O'Lantern''', Happy Halloween!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Jonah Hex''', A movie with Megan Fox means we'll be low on tissues and towels for the next few days.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Joneses''', Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> Max Bank Deposit
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Just Wright''', Let's be honest, you're not going to watch this shit... I slipped a skin flick inside.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Kick Ass''', What a perfect fucking title. This one goes out to biglou for inventing Friday Night KICKASS!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Killers''', Sure it's a chick flick, but it stars a hot chick... with guns. Cammon!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+500</span> strength
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Kinect''', Could probably double as a security camera for your cell, but you’ll be too busy dancing to leave it anyways.
<bt/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have one of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''Knight & Day''', You know... I really just don't have a clever description for this. So fuck Canada.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Kung Fu Panda 2''', After this, were fully expecting inmates gouging on food and running the halls with bandana’s made from pillow cases.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#FF0000">-25</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''L.A. Noire (PS3) ''', Being a detective takes patience. It means painstakingly going over clues and following trails. Got the stamina for the long haul?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''L.A. Noire (XBOX) ''', Being a detective takes patience. It means painstakingly going over clues and following trails. Got the stamina for the long haul?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Leprechaun In Da Hood''', One of these movies you have to laugh, otherwise the WTF-factor will overpower all your senses.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> stamina
<br/>
• Small amount of cash added/removed from cell, higher risk of confiscation
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Leprechaun Back 2 Da Hood''', I know what your thinking… Yes, they DID in fact make another one… and as always it never lives up to the first.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Little Fockers''', You’ll need a lot of energy to keep up with kids of this heritage.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell

<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Letters to Juliet''', Keeping up with them is like keeping up with ThyWhiskeyMan in a drinking contest .
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Lump of Coal''', Santa spreads these around the north pole like breadcrumbs.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-3%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-1%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''MacGruber''', The true story of a man devoted to thwart my plans of world domination. In real life, he failed.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Marmaduke''', No. You still can't have pets here. I don't care how cute and talkative.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> Energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Marvel vs Capcom 3 (PS3) ''', Only adrenaline junkies need apply.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Marvel vs Capcom 3 (XBOX) ''', Only adrenaline junkies need apply.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Megaslayer CD''', Crazy amp-you-the-fuck-up music.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Metal Fan''', Affectionately nick-named the "finger-flinger".
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X3</span>

'''Microwave Oven''', Top of the line sexiness for all your quick-meal needs!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-15%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X2</span>

'''Mini-Fridge''', Pre-stocked with some tasty beverages.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span>

'''Modern Sofa''', Modern is a relative term.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+15</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">3X2</span>

'''Mortal Combat (PS3) ''', Having such a violent game in a prison is just asking for trouble… Hey is that Kratos?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1500</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Mortal Combat (XBOX) ''', Having such a violent game in a prison is just asking for trouble… Hey is that Kratos?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1500</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Mother's Day Flowers''', Aww, how special... wait, is that a get out of jail free card attached?
<br/>
Equip to leave isolation - one time use only!
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Mu Cake''', Om Nom Nomz! No nomz? MOAR NOMZ!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+528</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Narnia: Voyage of The Dawn Treader''', Seriously, their still making these?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Nightmare on elm street''', How do you run from a dream?
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''No String Attached''', You know what’s great about this DVD? Equip it, and you’ll get 1% stat increase across the board. No strings attached. Unless you get caught of course.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Old Heater''', It does get a bit drafty at night doesn't it?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X2</span>

'''Old Toilet''', Ugh, not the best looking thing around, but the privacy it affords makes up for it.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-3%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides''', Argh! Ye booty be mine!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
• Reveals some of a previous raid attempt’s combo
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Playboy Magazine''', To get you through those... uhh.. lonely nights.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''PlayStation Move (Blue)''', Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''PlayStation Move (Red)''', Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''PlayStation Move (Yellow)''', Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''PlayStation Move (Green)''', Nevermind the fact you’ll look like the only attendee to a gay rave at night…
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Pot O' Gold''', The Warden robbed a few leprechauns and stole their pots of gold. Naturally, he's reselling them.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> Max Bank Deposit
<br/>
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Priest''', The rapture is over and the world is in chaos.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Prince of Persia''', Stopping time means you could fondle hanako and she'd never know! NINJA MOLESTATION!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1500</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''PS3''', This hardware juggernaut may not have any supporting titles, but at least you've got bragging rights.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+6</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+25</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''PS3 Slim''', Sony's neutered monster system. Don't you just feel manly.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+4%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Red Candle''', THREE! THREE CANDLES!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Rio''', A bird that can’t fly is like… A criminal that can’t run.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+500</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Roast Turkey''', Happy Thanksgiving... just don't end up like this Turkey/
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+15%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Robin Hood''', Steal from the rich... give to the poor...
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Scarface DVD''', You get so amped up watching gangsta shit like this!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Scarface HD''', Shoot every bullet, smack every face, grab every... nutsack? Point is, you feel like you're there ok?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Scream 4''', What’s… your favorite scary movie…?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-30%</span> hp, +5 stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Season of the Witch''', She’s a fucking witch man!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Self-Defense Book''', A quick, light read to brush up on your skills yo!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> defense
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Self-Defense Books''', A stack of books on self-defense.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense<span style="color:#006400">+1%</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Sex and the City 2''', If you pop this in, you DESERVE to be isolated with a fat nigga named bubba, so at least the defense will help.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1200</span> defense
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Shrek Forever After''', Big Green motherfucker would be the ultimate prison Rapist... I mean... Mr_sm
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3000</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Solitary Man''', You know why this DVD boosts your stamina? Think about what'd you do if you were in solitary, man.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Something Borrowed''', Inside these walls, It’s more like “Something Stolen”, but gotta make that wedding to bubba happen somehow right?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3000</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Splice''', Genetic mutations are a fucked up thing. Just look at KingTommy's face.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> to a stat at random
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Steelframe Bed''', Cold and hard, but it beats sleeping on the floor.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-2%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> stamina
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span>

'''Stereo Speaker''', Enhance the madness.
<br>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Stereo System''', Perfect starter kit to get shit poppin.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+150</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Stress Ball''', A relaxed mind, is a healthy mind.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> hp, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 3 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Super 8''', Why does a Young Jeezy lyric come to mind?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Survival of the Dead''', It takes a whole lotta nerve to take care of a zombie.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Taylor West CD''', Rap meets country? As long as she's hot. Spank material and music in one!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+50</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The A-Team''', Hilarity with Asskickery? Yes please.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Backup Plan''', Inspired by the touching true story of how derrda met swiss - only they adapted it to include a vagina.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Black Waters of Echo's Pond''', This movie is about a game that becomes reality... that's right, it's possible ThyWhiskeyMan may actually appear before you and either molest you or make you laugh.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Green Hornet''', Why do they always dig up and destroy the classics?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Hangover 2''', Shitty stats, how the eff do YOU feel after a night out on the town?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+8%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Karate Kid''', WHAAAA-TAAAAAHHHHHH!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span>strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Losers''', Double-crossing! Trickery! Revenge! Sounds like a date with KingTommy.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Mechanic''', Mechanics, they get in there and they fix shit. No pussy footing around, just straight fucking shit up.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+20%</span> strength, <span style="color:#FF0000">-15%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+500</span> speed, <span style="color:#FF0000">-25%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+3</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''The Rite''', Exorcism is srs bizness.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Thor''', Say what? Bitch I’m a GAWD!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5000</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5000</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5000</span> speed
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Toilet''', Hey, at least it's clean. Don't forget the TP.
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Toilet Paper''', You never realize how important this shit is until you're wiping shit with your hands.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> energy, <span style="color:#FF0000">-10%</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 6 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Toy Story 3''', This is a story, about some toys. No, hanako, not THOSE kind of toys.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Toy Story 3 IMAX 3D''', This is a movie about toys. In such badass IMAX 3D that you'd think you could play with them. Though, you'd just be playing with yourself.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+20</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Toy Train''', The joy of seeing such a precious childhood relic re-energizes your soul.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 4 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Transformers: Dark of the Moon''', Play it loud, neighboring cells will just think you and Bubba are at it again.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+35%</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+25%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>


'''Trick or Treat Bag''', Care to take a chance at the hopes of a treat?
<br/>
• Buying this bag immediately opens it

'''Tron''', You don’t get do-overs in real life… luckily, it’s just a game.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+500</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Twilight: Eclipse''', Since when did vampires become the sexual playthings of awkward ugly bitches? That was MY JOB DAMNIT!
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-1000</span> hp, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''TV on Crate''', Entertainment at home.. well, sort of. At least you won't have to argue over the channel.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> nerve, <span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Two Dolla CD''', I'm all about the dolla, what the fuck is 50 cent? Fourth meal bitch.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+100</span> hp
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Wii''', Who snuck a gaming console into the prison? One thing's for sure, you won't find this on sale from the warden!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+20</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Wooden Chair''', Damn thing's pretty hard, but better than sitting on the floor.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''XBOX 360''', No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''XBOX 360 Elite''', No internet access, but who needs XBOX Live anyway? Game it up with your cell mates!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+10%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+20</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''XBOX 360 S''', Slim, shiny and just waiting for you to play… No not a vietnamese hooker but just as fun.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+12%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+12%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+12%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy, <span style="color:#006400">+20</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+20</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''X-Men: First Class''', Life’s good when you take it back to the basics.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> strength, <span style="color:#006400">+3%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+10</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Yellow Candle''' , ONE! ONE Candle! HA! HA! HA!
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 26 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Yoga Mat''', You don't wanna be flexing them buns on the coldass floor do ya?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+2%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+5</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 2 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">2X2</span>

'''Yoga with Yogi''', Might not want to be seen in tights stretching like a homo...
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-5</span> defense, <span style="color:#006400">+1</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 10 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Yoga with Yogi HD''', Bend and stretch in stunning HD!
<br/>
<span style="color:#FF0000">-5%</span> speed, <span style="color:#006400">+2</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 5 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Yogi Bear''', This bear’s got a lot of nerve.
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+5</span> nerve, <span style="color:#006400">+5%</span> stamina
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

'''Zookeeper''', So… Night at the Museum… in a zoo?
<br/>
<span style="color:#006400">+10</span> energy
<br/>
You are allowed to have 1 of these in your cell
<br/>
<span style="color:#0000FF">1X1</span>

Latest revision as of 02:11, 11 August 2011

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