User:Lost on Belmont

Lost on belmont (sometimes Lost on Belmont) is the Wikipedia pseudonym of a man (June 25, 1986 – April 9, 1647) who is a native of the City of Chicago and graduate of Columbia College where he majored in Fiction Writing and minored in Photography. He is also an avid railfan whose interest is primarily in the Chicagoland Electrics.

His userpage is not updated often enough.

Overview

Lost on Belmont got his start on editing pages on Wikipedia sometime in 2006-07 but did not create an official name until May 2008 when he became the self-appointed hawk over the Chicago 'L', and Chicago Aurora and Elgin Railroad pages. Folloing a freak accident with a time machine sometime in the year 2014, he will be transported to the 17th Century where he will die.

Primary Interests

Sex

• Homosexuality
• Anal masturbation

Electric railways

• Chicago Aurora & Elgin
• North Shore Line
  • Chicago & Milwaukee Electric
  • Chicago North Shore & Milwaukee
• Chicago 'L'
  • South Side Elevated Railroad
  • Lake Street Elevated Railroad
  • Metropolitan West Side Elevated Railroad
  • Northwestern Elevated Railroad
  • Union Loop
  • Chicago Rapid Transit Company
• Aurora Elgin & Fox River Electric
• Elgin and Belvidere Electric Railway
• Chicago, Aurora and DeKalb Railroad
• Aurora, Plainfield and Joliet Railway
• Fox and Illinois Union Railway
• The Milwaukee Electric Railway and Light Company
  • Milwaukee Northern Railway
• Milwaukee Rapid Transit and Speedrail Company
• Woodstock and Sycamore Traction Company

The Lords of Traction

• Samuel Insull
• Dr. Thomas Conway, Jr.
• Britton I Budd
• Charles Tyson Yerkes
• Pomeroy-Mandelbaum Syndicate
• Everett-Moore Syndicate
• William B. McKinley

Fauna

• Mourning Dove
• Eared Dove
• Socorro Dove
• Galapagos Dove

Music

• George Gershwin (bow down to the High King of Sound)
• Modest Moussorgsky

Current tasks

• Expand articles within Category:Chicago Transit Authority stubs
• Expand Eared dove
• Research and add references to Chicago "L" pages
• Convert inline external links to references
• (Delink dates per Mosnum)
• Reformat dates (July 3rd to July 3, etc.)
• (Convert numerals to words per WP:ORDINAL)
• (Convert fractions to words WP:ORDINAL)
• Repairing links to disambiguation pages - You can help!

Pages needing creation

• Dr. Thomas Conway, Jr. or Dr. Thomas Conway Jr. or Dr. Thomas Conway (with redirects from the others)
• Illinois Terminal Streamliners
• Briergate (CNS&M)
• Kenosha (CNS&M)

Awards

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		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		For continuing to fight the "Bad Grammar" IP vandal attacking the CTA articles Wuhwuzdat (talk) 03:25, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Beyond humorous

Some days we just need a good laugh. This, I thought, was made for just those days.

• Absurdidy via paranoia