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Introduction

Paradox

This is my Wikipedia page for myself, myself being myself in most cases. Unless of course for some reason I become not myself, for reasons that I, myself, could not possibly explain. It seems completely impossible outside the realm of theoretical thinking, but yet, possibly it could be in some strange thought up paradox in which I, myself, am no longer myself.

The Truth

However until that fateful day upon which I learn the horrible truth and am faced to confront the horror of that I am not myeslf, I will remain myself and so I shall tell you a bit about myself under the pretense that I am, indeed, myself.

About Myself

Internet Names

My preferred name at the time or writing this was "Afisamule'al", a dirivitive of my real name in "Andrean", a made up language that is named after one of my so called "acquaintances" (at least formerly) who spoke quietly so you couldn't understand him. However, since this isn't my real name, it is fairly irrelevant to anything.

How so am I real?

My real name in this case, assuming that I still retain *my* identity, would be Samuel Berney, the lazy operator of the Ashensky.com Network (and my self-assigned acronym is "ASN") who fits the bill for a programmer perfectly. (Lazyness, Excessive Pride, and Impatience)

I live on Earth. Mostly.

I live, well, at least I think I live, at least when I'm mostly here, seeing as my atoms are popping in and out of existance, in the United States of America. I am a bit resentful of the current administration, but America's ideals are still worth having. But so is European and Canadian Ideals. I live in one of the most useless states in the the US: South Dakota: the state that only looks good next to North Dakota, which, fortunately enough for it, is directly NORTH of SOUTH DAKOTA.

do not know if I have a name.

I would be 14 years old at the time of posting, however my birthday is this summer. I do not have a cell phone, due to parental annoyances, and neither do I have my driver's licence (which YES, you CAN get it at 14 in South Dakota) for the same reason as the former reason. (As opposed to the latter, in case anyone was wondering)

Game Playing

I run a server and play RTS games, chat with my friends, and Watch Stargate (SG1 and Atlantis!) frequently. Oh come on, RTS Games are SO a sport. But I play tennis and fence anyways. I get straight A's. I take French and Spanish, and speak English (omg-no-not-in-america!!!112111)

Communication

In the event that you want to COMMUNICATE WITH ME, (*gasp*) you could contact me in a number of ways, which are listed here abd that I will list again HERE:

Messenger Protocols

MSN: titan485@gmail.com

Jabber: afisamuleal (jabber.org)

IRC: afisamule’al (efnet)

AIM: xtitanq

ICQ: 253387540

Yahoo: izmperor

Gtalk: titan485

Website and Forums

I can also be found at my forums: Rahvin:ASN/Elelle

Which are also on my website: Ashensky.com Network

Also, my blog is located at Samuel:ASN

Email

My email is of course the one I use for Gtalk and MSN so it listed above.

Conclusion

If you read this entire page, you really must either be a girl and interested in me or so lame and bored that you read this. :) happy days. <-- Note, don't be offended by this last sentence.