User:Cnutvictim

GOYThis user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

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This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls

UBXThis user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

THIS USER A SPLODE.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

JoWThis user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

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No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

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This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

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This user is too pirate for your internet. This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine

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This user contributes using DOS.

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

+	This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

...This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.