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== Memorable Quotes == |
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[[From THE SANTA CLAUSE]] |
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Bernard: What's all this boo-hooin' going on here? Scott: Nothing, Bernard. I'm just saying good-bye. |
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Bernard: What good-bye? Charlie, you've still got the glass ball I gave you, right? |
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Charlie: Yeah. |
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Bernard: Well, all you've got to do is shake it up whenever you want to see your dad. He can come visit you anytime, day or night. |
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Charlie: Really? |
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Bernard: Hey, have I ever steered you wrong? |
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Bernard: I'll ship the list to your house. |
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Scott Calvin: What list? |
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Bernard: You know, the list... |
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[singsong voice] |
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Bernard: He's making a list. |
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Charlie: [singing loudly] Checkin' it twice. |
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Elves: 'Gonna find out who's naughty or nice! |
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Bernard: Are you taking a coffee break? |
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Kid Elf: We don't drink coffee. |
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Bernard: Then, I GUEES THE BREAK IS OVER! |
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Bernard: The Santa Clause: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all right to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus, in perpetuity to which some time the wearer becomes unable to do so, by either accident or design. |
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Scott Calvin: What does that mean? |
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Bernard: It means: You put on the suit, you're the big guy |
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Scott Calvin: Why not? What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it? |
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[a dead silence falls upon the workshop] |
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Bernard: Then there'll be millions of disappointed children around the world, y'see children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You don't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas now would you... Santa? |
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Bernard: [looks at Neil's sweater] Nice sweater. Hey, did we make this? |
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[starts checking the tag on the sweater] |
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[[From THE SANTA CLAUSE 2]] |
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Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: I have to get married? |
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Bernard: Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause. |
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Bernard: Curtis, you're 900-years-old, grow up! |
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Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate! |
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Bernard: Oh really? This morning, he ate a bowl of wax fruit. |
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[talking about the new toy santa] |
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Bernard: So I caution you all not to point,or stare, or use the word plastic! |
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Bernard: Don't Listen to him! He's not the real Santa! He has a rubber face and a plastic tushie! |
Revision as of 20:36, 22 December 2006
Bernard is the head-elf or 'Arch-elf' in the Disney movies, The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 2. He is portrayed by actor David Krumholtz. During the first film, he spends most of his time trying to make Scott Calvin (played by Tim Allen) understand that he is indeed Santa Claus and there is no getting out of it.
In The Santa Clause 2, he spends much of his time bickering with Curtis who is unwilling to tell Santa about "The Mrs. Clause". He is also asked by Santa (Scott) to lie to the elves about the new and improved Santa who is actually a toy to replace Scott while he is out trying to find a wife. As hard as that is, he also has to team up with Curtis to make sure 'Toy Santa' is believable. In the end, Bernard is put under house arrest by Toy Santa. He also helps the elves and Scott defeat Toy Santa. The character of Bernard does not make an appearance in The Santa Clause 3 as he was not contracted due to actor Krumholtz's scheduling conflicts involving his starring role in the TV series NUMB3RS.