User:Klichka

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Mobile plants

• The Walking Palm
• Venus Fly Trap
• Telegraph plant
• Rapid plant movement

Unique Instruments

• Tromboon The most beautiful sounding instrument man has ever created.
• Hurdy gurdy The offspring of a Violin, a Piano, and a Gatling gun.
• Theremin One of the first electronic instruments. You play it without even touching it.
• Waterphone All those creepy movie music effects? This thing seems to be doing it. It actually uses water and was invented by a guy named Waters.

Cool Animals

• Antlion Real life equivalent, of a pit worm in its 3 year larval stage, and it has wings!

Bad Mammajammas

• Simo Häyhä - The best sniper to have ever lived, Nicknamed "White Death" and has at least 505 confirmed kills. He was so hardcore he prefered iron sights rather than a scope.
• Bruno Sutkus German sniper with 209 confirmed kills.
• Vasily Zaytsev Soviet Sniper with at least 242 kills. Honored in Call of Duty 2.
• Troy Hurtubise Closest thing we have to Tesla today. A lot of awesome garage inventions and some insane psuedoscience gadgets.

Weapons

• Superbombs - Nukes and Gargantuan Explosives.
• Horten Ho 229 - The Germans made a goddamned Stealth Bomber before Stealth Bombers!

Psychos

• Kiryas Joel, New York This community is batshit insane. One does not abduct children with masked men in vans! [1]

Important techniques

• Surrealist techniques - I love how Wikipedia helps a brother out with art.

Misc

• Broadcast signal intrusion
• Vrillon
• Phil Plait
• Surface-conduction electron-emitter display
• Joseph Stiglitz
• Apophenia - Conspiracy Theorist staple
• The Uncanny Valley
• Dramatic Dream Team
• Dunning–Kruger effect
• Ward Churchill -- Great Native American Troll who gets thrown out for his opinions rather than faking being Native American.
• Mirepoix (cuisine) Great to remember when cooking. This marriage of ingredients can be quite useful.

Important Rules

• WP:IAR
• WP:PPP
• A magical genie will appear if you use WP:RAA turning Wikipedia into your Crystal Ball