User:Raul315

Raul654 and Ral315 announce strategic merger

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

April 1, 2007

Wikipedia administrators Raul654 and Ral315 announced today that they would merge to form a new user, Raul315, in a strategic move said to benefit both users.

"As a leading member of the cabal, I've always wanted the means of disseminating information to the masses," said Raul654. "By joining forces with Ral315, we now have access to the Wikipedia Signpost, allowing us to brainwash non-admins through a new medium."

"I've tired of handling the Signpost anyway," Ral315 said. "Raul654 has expressed interest in handling the Signpost, and I'll use his bureaucrat status to promote Zionist wheel-warring friends."

Both users said they were very tired of being perpetually confused with each other, and that this merger should help alleviate the problem.

Terms of the deal are confidential, though both users confirm that until the merger is finalized, they will each retain separate personalities. Both users will also remain with the merged user in separate roles.

Raul654 is a Wikipedia administrator and bureaucrat, member of the Arbitration Committee, and the featured article director. Raul654 is also responsible for choosing the featured article displayed on the Main Page every day.

Ral315 is a Wikipedia administrator and the editor-in-chief of the Wikipedia Signpost, a Wikipedia community newspaper.