User:Arctic Monkies

Hello. My name is really Lamb Chop and my mum is Shari Lewis. I liek Mudkips, the Arctic Monkeys, House M.D., Horatio Caine 'snaps' whilst putting on his shades (although he has nevar been seen removing said shades), /b/, fluffy kitties, prescription painkillers, booze, wimmins with enormous implants and taking candid photographs of my friends in the music industry.

I do not liek being stabbed in the back because I don't have health insurance.

I was born and raised in West London, England but currently reside in the cultural wastelaand and Qi vacuum that is helLA. However, I am really enjoying watching the American Empire going down the tubes from within.

I am a progressive Buddhist but enjoy Schadenfreude and as a left-of-centre Socialist I LAUGHOUTLOUD a lot when America pwns itself on the international stage. I look forward to the ruination of Capitalism and all its ghastly by-products.