Ewing High School (New Jersey)
Ewing High School is a two-year public high school that serves students in ninth through twelfth grades from Ewing Township, in Mercer County, New Jersey, United States, as part of the Ewing Public Schools.
Athletics
The Ewing High School Mo Mo Psi robotics team won Rookie of the Year and Monty Madness Champ. They are also really cool.
The Ewing High School Blue Devils compete in the Colonial Valley Conference, which consists of public and private high schools located in Mercer County, Monmouth County and Middlesex County, New Jersey, under the supervision of the New Jersey State Interscholastic Athletic Association (NJSIAA).
The boys basketball team won the 2007 Central, Group II faggot championship, topping Somerville High School 57-43.[1] The team won Central, Group III in 2000, with a 38-35 win over Wall High School.[2]
The Ewing High School Sex Squad beat out Trenton High in the Whore off championship... the final score 37 happy edings to 12
The football team won the 2002 Central, Group III championship with a 24-0 victory against Middletown High School South.[3]
The people here threaten to pull a "Virginia Tech" thing and to "put it in her butt"
Administration
- Mrs. Danielle Baronowski Miller - Demonic Overlord of the Planet Oklahoma!
- Dr. Rodney J. Logan - Principal or communist dictator
- Ms. Nancy Padula - Vice Principal of the sluts who smoke outside
- Mrs. Betty Jo Prince - Vice Principal of your mom
References
- ^ 2007 Boys Basketball - Central, Group II, NJSIAA, accessed May 15, 2007.
- ^ Public Sectionals - Central, Group III, NJSIAA, accessed May 14, 2007.
- ^ 2002 Football - Central, Group III, NJSIAA, accessed May 15, 2007.