Jordan Stone
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Jordan Stone (born March 16, 1995) is an American fat lard. His father Stephen Stone preaches a Liberty Baptist Church in Clermont Indiana. Jordan stone is about 4 ft 3 inches and weighs 200 lbs. His wife is Justine Benham. He and his wife have one kid, which is mentally disabled and has an obesity problem. Jordan Stone was best friends with Jake Robinson and currently still is. When Jordan Stone was born he was diognosed with severe asthma, attention deficit disorder, and major depression from his appearance. It is rumored that Jordan Stone has no neck because of all his fat.
Stone is currenttly getting fatter and fatter as the years go by. Jordan Stone will never grow. He is extremely short. His only friend is Jake Robinson, and even Jake makes fun of him behind his back. One Christmas his own mom had to get him a bra because he has boobs. Each boob weighing exactly 2 lbs each. Jordan stone has no hope. He will only get uglier and fatter. Jordan Stones' kid Carl Stone is just like his father. Carl has no neck, and is extremely dumb and ugly. *TRIVIA FACT* "Did you know that in a recent IQ test taken by Jordan Stone, Jordan Stones' test scores were equivalant to a plant"
Jordan Stone has the reputation as being the most annoying and ugliest person in Indiana. Jordan Stone is so dumb he makes Forrest Gump look like Albert Einstein.
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