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Honors Chemistry

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. HONORS CHEM Honors Chemistry is 5th period. Sometimes we watch Bear Grylls. He teaches us survival techniques. What a man, what a man. Some people say that Bear Grylls is phony (ahem) and he is most definately not. What we Do In Honors Chemistry, we love eating food. Especially nachos and really long sandwiches. And sometimes cookies. If everyone can do well on our tests (ahem: to the same person as before!) COOKIES When we all do well on our tests we are able to get cookies from our teacher's wife. They are delicious and sometimes the cookie count is wrong so we are able to get 3 cookies instead of 2. Those are the best days! When the class took a test last week we almost got to get cookies but one person didn't get an "A", so this author thinks that person should bring the class cookies of brownies or ice cream or doughnuts or something of that sort. MAN VS. WILD Man Vs. Wild is a show on the Discovery Channel where a studly man-muffin named Bear Grylls goes to places that no other person or people would want to go and then he survives. Even though he may or may not get any outside help, you wouldn't be able to survive in those places even if you had an army of helpers. So stop putting Bear Grylls down!!!!! (ahem to you again...) "A Less Misleading Man vs. Wild By Mike Nizza Tags: television TV SurvivalistBear Grylls crossing a river in the Scottish Highlands for one episode of his TV program, “Man vs. Wild.” (Photo: Discovery Channel) Man vs. Wild, the television show that proved to be something less than the life-or-death struggle it was portrayed to be, returned to the Discovery channel last night with a disclaimer: He and the crew receive support when they are in potentially life- threatening situations, as required by health and safety regulations. The shows have also added fresh voice-overs by star Bear Grylls to avoid misleading the viewer into thinking he was staying alive and enduring harsh environments with only a knife, a flint and maybe some water, as he claimed in the beginning of each episode. Hollywood Reporter played couch potato during a four-hour mini-marathon last night as Mr. Grylls revealed that he didn’t actually catch that rabbit in the Scottish highlands, rappel down that Mexican canyon without safety gear, sleep in a jungle in Ecuador or build a complex shelter in a tree in Florida’s Everglades without any help whatsoever. In doing so, he appeared to be pushing the educational, rather than entertainment, value of the show. “I’ve been brought a rabbit to tell you what to do if you’re luckier than me,” he told viewers. Is it even possible for the average schmo to be any luckier than a celebrity survivalist? Is Man vs. Wild still exciting enough to stay glued to the TV for four hours straight — without the pressure of a news wire deadline? Let us know what you think." hint hint* NOTICE THE LIFE JACKET... [IMG]http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg144/Honorschem/BearGryllsisaphony-1.jpg[/IMG] PROJECTS The class has already written really good papers on our fave scientists, and now we get to make posters on inventions.!!!!!! A certain person, along with this author, will be doing their presentation of the sun because it has no inventor or invention date and it will be really easy to make a project on. OUR LAB Sometimes we do labs. We did a lab where we burned chalk and it would explode a little and then it turned purple. This author's lab group did way better than the other lab group. It's because Bear Grylls helped us. He knows everything so he was able to give us the right answers. Thanks, Bear. You da' man. Sources Lincoln, Abraham; Grant, U. S.; & Davis, Jefferson (1861). Resolving Family Differences Peacefully (3rd ed.). Gettysburg: Printing Press Pooh, Winnie T. & Robin, Christopher (1926). "Modern techniques in heffalump capture". In A. A. Milne (Ed.), The Karma of Kanga, pp. 23–47. Hundred Acre Wood: Wol Press. Nash, Jay Robert (1994). Encyclopedia of Western Lawmen & Outlaws. Da Capo Press. p. 250. ISBN 030680591X. Amazon Books. Retrieved on April 13, 2005. New York Times, http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/25/ a-less-misleading-man-vs-wild/index.html Declined. The proposed article is not suitable for Wikipedia. Hersfold (t/a/c) 00:42, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Bastawros, Bastawros the Wise, the Ajaxonite

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Bastawrose the wise is a man of high calibre. He is the patron saint of Ajax youth group and he does not refrain from helping all his bastawrosi. Bastawros, often noted as bastawros the wise, is in my opinion the greatest of all the bastawrosi. He is the one that you can cry to late at night when you're thinking of all your worries and your woes. He helps the wise and punishes dem hoes. He assists in your highs and your lows. He is the actor and the show, he is your finger and your toe. blessed be bastawros Story Time Bastawros was once in the hospital for a various illness. Next to him was mike and mike would always ask Bastawros whats outside the window. This was because mike was paralyzed, on the verge of healing. Bastawros often told him delightful tales of the sites outside the window, and Mike's mood elevated in amazement. Bastawros would recite tales of birds flying side by side, the snow capped trees, and the playful children that seem to frollick around the beautiful scenery. Mike's eyes burst with fascination, he was infatuated with the window's vision of beauty. Bastawros then came down with Bastowrosia, an illness dedicated to him, he was in desperate need of the nurses attention. Thus, he called for Mike to help, Mike in his envy did not assist him for he knew that he would be able to watch the window. Mikes paralysis was healing so he may pass the days observing the windows delights. For Mike's betrayal, Bastawros gasped his dying breath, "Ah Bastawros". He clunched his bastawros in agony and died on the spot. Mike then asked the nurse to transfer him to Bastawros' bed. His plight was almost accomplished, he got up and stared out the window, to his sadness, there was only a wall outside the window. A cold, banal, ugly wall of the building that sided with the hospital. Mike was devastated, Bastawros only told him the tales of children and birds to elevate mike's spirit and abate his pain. Bastawros is forever remembered as showing great Bastawrosity in the sight of a traitor. blessed be bastawros. Sources 99.242.217.80 (talk) 01:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC) Bailey,J.M., & Pilliard, R.C. (1991) A genetic study of male sexual orientation. Archives of General Psychiatry Declined. Your article appears to be a joke. It might be a wonderful entry in Uncyclopedia, a wiki where jokes and parodies are highly encouraged. However, Wikipedia requires a stodgier, more factual tone in its articles, and your comedic efforts cannot be rewarded here. Ariel♥Gold 01:19, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Casey Salchert

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