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4chThis user is a /b/tard. Pool's closed due to AIDS.




Hello TOW. I'm not rilly a Monkey, I'm actually a Lamb Chop and my mum is Shari Lewis. I liek Mudkips, the Arctic Monkeys, House M.D., /b/, fluffy kitties, Key lime pie, prescription painkillers, booze, wimmins with enormous implants and taking candid photographs of my friends in the music industry.

‮҉I also enjoy the combining cyrillic millions sign ngis snoillim cilliryc gninibmoc eht aka‮҉

I do not liek being stabbed in the back because I don't have health insurance.

I was born at an early age in West (9) London, England but after a lifetime of taking nothing seriously and crimes against my liver I was found guilty of guiltless pleasures by the Gods of Karma and sentenced to 'live' out my remaining days in the cultural wasteland and Qi vacuum that is helLA.

As a progressive Buddhist I enjoy Schadenfreude and trolling IRL and as a left-of-left Socialist I hate Brand America™ and everything it stands for. I look forward to the ruination of Capitalism and all its ghastly by-products. Bye bye The American Dream...I was 'real'.

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