User:Arctic Monkies
| 4ch | This user is a /b/tard. |
| 4ch | This user is a /b/tard. |
Hello TOW. I'm not rilly a Monkey, I'm actually a Lamb Chop and my mum is Shari Lewis. I liek Mudkips, the Arctic Monkeys, House M.D., /b/, fluffy kitties, Key lime pie, prescription painkillers, booze, wimmins with enormous implants, DINING IN HELL and taking candid photographs of my friends in the music industry.
҉I also enjoy the combining cyrillic millions sign ngis snoillim cilliryc gninibmoc eht aka҉
I do not liek being stabbed in the back because I don't have health insurance.
I was born at an early age in West (9) London, England but after a lifetime of taking nothing seriously and crimes against my liver I was found guilty of guiltless pleasures by the Gods of Karma and sentenced to 'live' out my remaining days in the cultural wasteland and Qi vacuum that is helLA.
As a progressive Buddhist I enjoy Schadenfreude and trolling IRL and as a left-of-left Socialist I hate Brand America™ and everything it stands for. I look forward to the ruination of Capitalism and all its ghastly by-products. Bye bye The American Dream...I was 'real'.