User:Kakofonous

I AM A LOSER AND A VIRGIN WHO SPENDS HIS WEEKEND NIGHTS PATROLLING WIKIPEDIA LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. I AM STILL BREASTFED AT AGE 32 AND MY MOTHER STILL BUYS MY UNDERWEAR. MY DAD OCCASIONALLY BEATS ME AND SODOMIZES ME, BUT HEY, I GOT MY iMAC, SO I COULDNT BE HAPPIER. I LOVE FELLATING COCKS OVER 12"s. THIS IS A TRAIT INHERITED FROM MY TOOTHLESS MOTHER. MY FATHER RAPED MY SISTER, AND SHE WAS PREGNANT, AND NOW I HAVE ANOTHER SISTER AND A HALF-SISTER AT THE SAME TIME. SHE IS ALSO MY COUSIN. WE SOMETIMES GATHER AROUND A FIREPLACE AND THEY SHOVE PINECONES UP MY ASS. ;)