User:Marine7
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Good Insults
- Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you have abused that privelage.
- Help Search and Rescue GET LOST.
- That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
- The voices in my head don't like you.
- Wife and dog missing, reward for dog.
- Wish you were beer.
- Yes I'm drunk, but in the morning you'll still be ugly.
- You're clearly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bad Jokes
- Cat, the other white meat.
- Drunk chicks really dig me.
- I brake for tailgaters.
- If pigs could fly, this town would be an airport.
- I'm an anger management dropout.
- It's such a beautiful day I won't need my meds.
- Milk sucks, got beer?
- PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals.
- Sex is my religion, pray with me.
- So many pedestrians, so little time.
Good Songs
- '321' (Scorpions)
- 'American Pie' (Don McLean)
- 'Christmas in my Pants'
- 'Ebay' (Weird Al)
- 'Everybody Loves Me Baby' (Don McLean)
- 'Free Bird' (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
- 'Hey Bulldog' (The Beatles)
- 'Hour 1' (Scorpions)
- 'Lobotomy for Christmas'
- 'Mother Nature' (Don McLean)
- 'Rock You Like a Hurricane (Scorpions)
- 'Seven Seas of Rye' (Queen)
- 'The Saga Begins' (Weird Al)
- 'White & Nerdy' (Weird Al)
- 'Winterwood' (Don McLean)
- 'Yellow Submarine' (The Beatles)
Good Artists
- Don McLean
- Led Zeppelin
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Queen
- Rolling Stones
- Scorpions
- The Beatles
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic