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Good Insults

  • Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you have abused that privelage.
  • Help Search and Rescue GET LOST.
  • That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
  • The voices in my head don't like you.
  • Wife and dog missing, reward for dog.
  • Wish you were beer.
  • Yes I'm drunk, but in the morning you'll still be ugly.
  • You're clearly disguised as a responsible adult.

Bad Jokes

  • Cat, the other white meat.
  • Drunk chicks really dig me.
  • I brake for tailgaters.
  • If pigs could fly, this town would be an airport.
  • I'm an anger management dropout.
  • It's such a beautiful day I won't need my meds.
  • Milk sucks, got beer?
  • PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals.
  • Sex is my religion, pray with me.
  • So many pedestrians, so little time.
  • Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana,
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill 'Do you wanna?'
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Good Songs

  • '321' (Scorpions)
  • 'American Pie' (Don McLean)
  • 'Christmas in my Pants'
  • 'Ebay' (Weird Al)
  • 'Everybody Loves Me Baby' (Don McLean)
  • 'Free Bird' (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
  • 'Hey Bulldog' (The Beatles)
  • 'Hour 1' (Scorpions)
  • 'Lobotomy for Christmas'
  • 'Mother Nature' (Don McLean)
  • 'Rock You Like a Hurricane (Scorpions)
  • 'Seven Seas of Rye' (Queen)
  • 'The Saga Begins' (Weird Al)
  • 'White & Nerdy' (Weird Al)
  • 'Winterwood' (Don McLean)
  • 'Yellow Submarine' (The Beatles)

Good Artists

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