Hilary Swank

Hilary Spank is a gibberish spewing animal who desreves to be whacked in the stinky. However, it appears that has already happened, as a large and mischeivous munky trained in the ninja arts came and did just that yesterday. It seems Spank was admiring her 2 Oscars when the monkey came in. it immediately broke her arm by giving it a good hard smash with a steel banana. then screaming like the parrot she is, the monkey took out the most evil sadistic torture device ever: the chewed-up piece of gum. The munky tortured her with that for 6 hours before he finally did what he came to do: whack the woman in the stinky. he once again took out his steel banana and smashed it in her stinky with the velocity and force of 2000 Arnold Schwarzneggers. The monkey used such force the the steel banana actually shattered into a million pieces on impact. Good night.