Seattle

Seattle residents are known for having particularly POWERFUL farts, some of which stink up the entire northwest. One time, my sister who is from Virginia was unlucky enough to be in a toiler stall while a fellow bathroomer was farting. She was clinically revived, but never got over the traumatic experience. "I'll never forget the loudness, the stink, the crudeness of that gassy emission", she later told me.