Holy @$%*!
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Holy @#%*! is a TV series on the Versus (TV channel). 13 Episodes exist and are in regular rotation on the Versus Network.
- Episode 1 - A stock car driver, engulfed in flames, turns into walking fireball, Lance Armstrong endures a series of violent crashes as he attempts to wins a record-tying 5th consecutive Tour de France, the Top 10 Holy @#%*! moments in Arena Football League history, a motocross daredevil tries to jump the length of an entire football field and misses the target with disastrous results, a street skater is knocked unconscious when his head slams to the ground and a stock car accident turns into hilarious on-track fight between drivers, all in the first episode of Holy @#%*!
- Episode 2 - A mountain biker jumps over the Tour de France mid-race, disaster strikes a bungy jump world record attempt, the top 5 rodeo bullfighter wrecks from the PBR and beyond, the world's best freeskier crashes on a 100 foot gap jump, sixteen skydivers tempt death when their parachute stack collapses, as well as the most irate baseball manager you've seen in years.
- Episode 3 - A fisherman becomes the bait when a 10-foot Blue Shark pulls him overboard, the Top 10 Holy @#%*! moments of the Extreme Skiing Championships, a paraglider goes into a death spiral and recovers just in time to land in a tree- 50 feet off the ground, a soccer ref is ambushed by angry players, violence breaks out a soccer scrimmage and a railing gives way sending dozens of soccer fans plummeting 25-feet down, freestyle motocross rider jumps too far right and comes face-to-face with a tractor.
- Episode 4 - World-class BASE jumper Jeb Corliss is swallowed by a waterfall in Africa...and gets eaten alive while waiting for rescue. A racecar driver escapes from his rolled over vehicle, only to fall into a circle of fire. A skier creates an avalanche that buries him and his helpless cameraman. A hydro drag boat flips end over end at nearly 200 miles per hour... and still wins its race! A moto-cross rider jumps over a highway - and comes up painfully short. And sometimes the most exciting off-road action takes place at two miles an hour.
- Episode 5 - The first-ever double backflip on a motorcycle; the first backflip on a snowmobile; and the world premiere of the first backflip in a wheelchair; unlucky bull rider experiences amazing deja vu, earning him Worst Wreck of the Year two times in a row; a drag boat flips end over end at 200 mph and still wins the race; and an action sports superstar tries rally racing with disastrous results.
- Episode 6 - A freestyle motocross rider ditches his bike midair and falls four stories to the ground below; a speed demon races down a volcano on a mountain bike... and the bike disintegrates underneath him; the top ten Holy @#$% snowboarding moments; a high school football player without legs.
- Episode 7 - A skateboarder constructs the largest ramp ever built in order to sail over one of the Wonders of the World, a surfer wipes out and is trapped underwater by four massive waves. Bull riding's rankest wrecks...and the best last second play you've probably never seen...and the quarterback is famous!
- Episode 8 - A mountain biker with a death wish tackles another monstrous cliff... but this time it could cost him his life. A skydiver dangles upside down from his plane's landing gear, BASE jumping's ultimate showman falls through the Eiffel Tower, a snowboarder flies over a rail and hits it with his back, the top-five snowmobile hillclimbing moments... plus a fistfight breaks out in the middle of a bike race.
- Episode 9 - A paraglider makes a risky landing, slamming into a truck and breaking his back, a rock-climbing rescue takes a horrifying turn, a drag boat driver that's made a habit of surviving horrific crashes, a windsurfer gets swallowed by a monstrous wave...plus a man who runs with the bulls runs away naked.
- Episode 10 - A BMW racecar suffers a spectacular wreck, leaving the driver trapped in a pool of highly flammable engine fuel; a skier lets loose a massive avalanche and tries desperately to outrace it; a daring ocean rescue from international yacht racing; college football's most gruesome injury of the '06 season; and the top five downhill mountain bike racing crashes.
- Episode 11 - Horrifying crashes from the Tour de France; a flying stick sends a hockey star into emergency surgery to save his eye; a speed demon takes his mountain bike to the ski slopes and wipes out at 100 miles per hour; and firefighter rescue exercise turns into a terrifying real-life rescue; and a marathoner is knocked out cold inches before he breaks the tape.
- Episode 12 - A world-famous freestyle motocross riders suffers the worst wreck of his career; a surfer is attacked by two Great Whites - at the same time!; a snowmobiler tries to jump a highway and knocks himself out with his own leg; the Top 5 high school highlights of an electric NFL superstar; and an unbelievable midair collision.
- Episode 13 - A freestyle motocross rider bails out on a jump midair and pays a heavy price; an Air Force veteran attempts to make 200 base jumps in a single day; the top chin-splitting and skull cracking skateboard wipeouts, including a failed attempt to concur the Loop of Death; kayaking down sheer rock walls; the top bone crushing hits from the NHL; and adults turn a pee-wee football game into a street fight.
Trivia
- When the show title is mentioned throughout the show, the 2nd word is replaced with a bleep censor.
- The show title is in fact Holy @#%*!, but due to Wikipedia Naming Conventions the # was changed to a $ in the page title.