Sick Puppy
| Author | Carl Hiaasen |
|---|---|
| Language | English |
| Genre | Novel |
| Publisher | Alfred A. Knopf |
Publication date | February 2000 |
| Publication place | United States |
| Media type | Print (Hardback & Paperback) |
| Pages | 352 pp (first edition, hardback) |
| ISBN | ISBN 0679454454 (first edition, hardback) Parameter error in {{ISBNT}}: invalid character |
| Preceded by | Team Rodent |
Sick Puppy (2000) is a novel by Carl Hiaasen.
Plot summary
Florida's corrupt governor, Dick Artemus, pursues schemes to line his pockets and those of his rich entrerpreneur backers at the expense of the environment of Florida. Such schemes have always foundered in the past, but he has high hopes of a plan involving Toad Island, virtually uninhabited except for innumerable tiny toads. A former drug smuggler turned developer, Robert Clapley, plans to bulldoze the island and turn it into Shearwater Island, with high rise condominiums, a golf course and a massive new bridge to the mainland. He hires Palmer Stoat, a lobbyist, to expedite the project.
By random happenstance, Stoat incurs the wrath of Twilly Spree, an eccentric millionnaire, when he dumps rubbish out of his car window onto the highway. Spree obsessively pursues a path of retribution for littering the environment, tracking Stoat back to his Fort Lauderdale residence and breaking into the home of Stoat and his wife Desirata to find information about him.
There Spree is shocked to find that Stoat has a wall full of animal trophies from canned hunts in Florida. He cuts out their glass eyes and arranges them in a pentragram form on Stoat's desk; later Stoat's labrador, Boodle, swallows some of the glass eyes, which makes him a "sick puppy" of the novel's title.
Then Spree rents a truck full of garbage and dumps the whole truckload on Desirata Stoat's BMW, which is parked, with its deck open, in the parking lot of a restaurant. Some time later Stoat finds his own car full of dung beetles (which he mistakes for cockroaches). Stoat does not connect these acts of retribution to his destruction of the environment, and does not change his ways, but declares that the world itself is sick. Eventually, his Labrador is abducted.
When Desirata meets Spree to get the dog back, two unforeseen things happen: Spree learns all about the Shearwater Project, which he of course vehemently opposes; and he and Desirata fall in love with each other. She converts to Spree's cause and, as a condition for the return of the dog, persuades Stoat to have governor Artemus stop the Shearwater Project by vetoing the bridge which would be required to enable development.
Clapley faces angry questions from his backers following his veto of the project. Both he and Stoat come to the conclusion that it is necessary to get hold of the crazy extortionist, who sends the ear and the paw of a dead dog resembling McGuinn's to Stoat to make it absolutely clear how serious he is. Clapley assigns a contract killer, Gash, to get rid of Spree.
Stoat, in an effort to avoid the Shearwater Project being thus tainted with violent death, seeks out and locates ex-governor Clinton Tyree, who vanished about 20 years ago after a short and unsuccessful term of office and is said to be hiding out somewhere in the remaining wilderness of Florida. Artemus knows the only way to blackmail Clinton Tyree: Clinton's mentally disturbed brother Doyle is still on the governor's payroll as the keeper of a lighthouse that has not been in use for ages. Artemus blackmails Tyree to make him locate Spree.
Meanwhile Spree and Desirata, and the dog, whom Spree names McGuinn, have become an item. In an absurd interlude, the couple while away a pleasant day visiting Spree's mother, with Palmer Stoat gagged, blindfolded and tied to a rocking chair next to them.
Both Gash and Clinton Tyree eventually turn up on Toad Island. Gash is the first to arrive, and he succeeds in overwhelming Twilly and Desirata. He shoots Twilly, who is seriously injured, leaving him lying in a pool of blood on the ground outside their car, and is just about to rape Desirata when he is playfully attacked by McGuinn, who humps him and does not let go of him. Gash does not manage to rape Desirata though because he cannot get an erection.
Clinton Tyree then appears on the scene: He shoots Gash twice, first in the knee and then through the mouth, severing his tongue. Finally he parks one of the bulldozers on Gash's legs and leaves him dying there. By means of a mobile phone the party can call a helicopter. They are rescued, and Twilly Spree is hospitalized.
Spree recovers from his injuries and joins Clinton Tyree for a final attack on the land developers, politicians and lobbyists. Spree and Tyree have been tipped off about an informal meeting at the Wilderness Veldt Plantation where Artemus, Clapley, Stoat and Willie Vasquez-Washington, the vice-chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, want to fix a deal that would eventually greenlight the Shearwater Project. Clapley has been promised by Stoat that he can shoot a "killer rhino" and keep its horn as an aphrodisiac. Spree and Tyree, with McGuinn in tow, are there too, but have no real plan. The dog runs off and attacks the "killer rhino"—actually a very old, dying animal. When it is attacked by the harmless McGuinn, however, the rhino starts running around. Clapley and Stoat attempt to shoot the animal, but accidentally shoot at each other. Before his death, Clapley is picked up by the rhinoceros and carried around on its horn, while Stoat is stamped to death.
Only a few people show up at Palmer Stoat's funeral. Meanwhile, Twilly Spree and Clinton Tyree are driving along the highway towards the wilderness when they see another group of litterbugs throwing lighted cigarette butts, empty bottles and other rubbish out of their speeding car and onto the dry grass near the shoulder of the road. They immediately decide to teach them a lesson.
Characters in "Sick Puppy"
- Twilly Spree — college dropout, millionaire, protagonist
- Palmer Stoat — lobbyist and political fixer
- Desirata Stoat — Palmer's wife
- Robert Clapley — drug smuggler, now real-estate developer
- Dick Artemus — Florida governor
- Clinton Tyree — Former environmentalist governor of Florida.
Major themes
Although some of the themes of the novel may suggest an autobiographical element the author himself shrugs off at least one aspect of this parallel. A main character Twilly and himself both had attorney forbears who lived in Southern Florida, but the development in this area came as a surprise to him and his attorney father and grandfather
- "Now you have land use attorneys whose job it is to get around master plans and zoning restrictions, and they make good livings off finding loopholes or making loopholes so people can build something where they weren't intended to build it," he says. "A good example is Key West. . . . They live off the Hemingway mystique, they trade on the Hemingway mystique, constantly. If Hemingway were alive, he'd take a flame-thrower to Duval Street, and that's the truth. Fifty T-shirt shops? Give me a break."[1]
Literary significance & criticism
Sick Puppy has been reviewed well and one example describes Hiaasen's skills thus.
- "Hiaasen is best known for serving up heaping helpings of just desserts [sic]. His bad guys are the baddest, and his good guys are anything but the Dudley Dorights of popular fiction. How does Hiaasen come up with his new means of doling out justice to the terminally greedy? Just when you think, "they'll never get out of this mess," he devises a plan, and they're off and running."[2]
Some reviews may suggest that the novel is not appreciated.
- "Sick Puppy is ultimately as unforgiving as nature's order. The characters are not likeable. There is no redemption or apology."[3]
However this same review goes on to explain...
- "But that's Hiaasen's design. In the end, we are treated to one of his favorite devices, the epilogue with thumbnail descriptions of the fates of many of his characters. Some of the scoundrels prosper, some don't. There's the sense that there is more work to be done. Sure, Hiaasen himself may not be ready to kidnap the dogs of unregenerate litterbugs or clobber drunken jet skiers, but it's the thought that counts."[3]
Read on
- Many of Hiaasen's other novels are quite similar in tone and subject-matter, for example Tourist Season or Skinny Dip.
- T. Coraghessan Boyle's novel A Friend of the Earth is a slightly more serious treatment of ecoterrorism and ecotage.
- Henry Adams's novel Democracy discusses similar politics during the late 19th century.
Footnotes
- ^ MacDonald, Jay Lee (January 2000). "Carl Hiaasen takes a bite out of crimes against the environment". First Person Bookpage. Retrieved 2006-12-12.
- ^ Shea, Roz (2006). "Sick Puppy review". Bookreporter.com. Retrieved 2006-12-12.
- ^ a b Schmutterer, Martin (2000). "Sick Puppy review". Curled Up With a Good Book. Retrieved 2006-12-12.
References
- Hiaasen, Carl (February 2000). Sick Puppy. Alfred A. Knopf.