User:Jumanji656

"I like this place, everybody treats me nice, some of them are a little crazy though."- Ed Gein

- I live in Wisconsin. It's the best place in the world!

- I'm Straight Edge, which means no Alcohol, Drugs or Tobacco AT ALL. I'm also an Atheist (Religion is too much like legal mind-control/brain-washing these days), and I'm Pro-Choice.

“Wanting to be somebody else is a waste of the person you are.”- Kurt Cobain

- I'm very open-minded and almost always willing to try new things. A great way to make me happy is: If you look at this profile at think that there's something (Whether it's a movie, band, CD or book), recommend it to me.

- I love watching and playing football. My favorite NFL team is The Green Bay Packers. Bart Starr, Brett Favre, Reggie White and Vince Lombardi are all football gods! I also like the San Diego Chargers and The Baltimore Ravens. But I hate The New England Patriots and The Dallas Cowboys.

- Does anyone agree with me that Pat O' Brien from Cannibal Corpse looks like Cousin Itt from the Adams Family when his hair is front of his face? But he's a great guitarist, so who cares?

- I HATE Barry Bonds and all those steroid-using faggots who think that they can break all the records set by people who worked hard and didn't use performance-enhancing drugs!

- I like to eat and really enjoy and a good meal. My favorite foods are pizza, burgers, chicken wings, nacho's, hot dogs, and candy. I'm really surprised that I'm not a fat-ass since I eat like one!

“I mean I like to be passionate and sincere but I also like to have fun and act like a dork. Geeks unite.”- Kurt Cobain

- INTERESTS AND HOBBIES: Hanging out with my Friends, Eating, The Internet, Video Games, Watching TV, Listening to, Writing, Hunting, Lifting Weights, Playing and Performing Music, Watching and Playing Sports, Masturbating, Watching and Playing Sports, Books, Movies, Acting like a Crazy MotherFucker, Roller-Coasters, Water-Slides, Swimming, Sleeping (Yet no matter how much sleep I get I'm always tired the next day), Playing Guitar, Talking to those who truly understand me (But not those who don't, I HATE THEM).

- MOVIES: I love Action, Comedy, Horror, War Movies and some documentaries.

28 Days Later, 300, A Christmas Story, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Alien, Aliens, Alien: Ressurection, Alien vs Predator, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Army of Darkness, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Bruce Almighty, Christmas Vacation, Click, Collateral Damage, Commando, Dawn of the Dead (1978 & 2004), Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Dirty Harry, Disturbia, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Doom, Ed Gein, First Blood, Friday the 13th Part 1-10, From Hell, Gridiron Gang, Halloween (1978 & 2007) & Halloween 2, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I Robot, Jaws, Jeepers Creepers, Land of the Dead, Live Free or Die Hard, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, Metallica: Some Kind of Monster, Mr. Deeds, Napolean Dynamite, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Pitch Black, Predator 1 & 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rambo 2 & 3, Raw Deal, Rocky, Saving Private Ryan, Scream, Shawn of the Dead, Shrek 1 & 2, SpiderMan 1-3, Star Wars 1-6, Superbad, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Chronicles of Riddick, The Evil Dead, The Grudge II, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Longest Yard, The Lord of the Rings 1-3, The Matrix, The Mummy & The Mummy Returns, The Rundown, The Scorpion King, The Simpsons Movie, Terminator 1-3, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Van Helsing, Walking Tall.

Shelly Duvall is the UGLIEST ACTRESS (IN HER CASE ACTOR!) OF ALL TIME!

- FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Beavis and Butthead, Blue Collar TV, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, Jackass, Jerry Springer, Kenny vs. Spenny, King of the Hill, Maury, MADtv, Metalocalypse, Mind of Mencia, Reno 911, Scrubs, South Park, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire, The Simpsons, The Three Stooges, That 70's Show (NOT THE LATER EPISODES THEY SUCK!), WWE, TNA And Old ECW & WCW Wrestling

- I hate everything on MTV or The Style Channel and all those stupid political shows like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. And I hate ANYTHING with the word "Love" in the name (Ex: Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Rock of Love & A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila). That's just Trash TV. And every news station is biased so I don't watch that bs.

- My favorite standup comedians: Carlos Mencia, Dave Chappelle, Jeff Foxworthy, Jim Gaffigan, Larry the Cable Guy, Ralphie May, Ron White. But I HATE comedians who talk about the differences between men & women and about boring relationships. WOW, NOW THERE'S SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT!

- MUSIC: I like a rich variety of awesome music. But I also believe that for every good musician/band, there are 50 bad ones. The ONLY two radio stations that I currently listen to are The Hog (Occasionaly) & Death FM

AC/DC, Anthrax, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Behemoth, Black Sabbath, Burzum, Cannibal Corpse, Children of Bodom, Creed, Death, Dio, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, Dragonforce, Eminem, Entombed, Gorgasm, Guns N' Roses, Immortal, Iron Maiden, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Judas Priest, KISS, Kreator, Malevolant Creation, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Minor Threat, Monstrosity, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, Necrophagist, NickelBack, Nile, Nirvana, NWA, Obituary, Opeth, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Possessed, Reptoid Research Center, Sepultra, Skinless, Slayer, Slipknot, Sodom, Stevie Wonder, Suffocation, System of a Down, The Beatles, The Exies, The Jimi Hendrix Experiance, The Proud Few, The Sex Pistols, Thine Eyes Bleed, Tupac, Van Halen, Venom, Wintersun.

I hate ALL kinds of Country, Disco, Emo, Glam, Metalcore (except As I Lay Dying & Dillinger Escape Plan), Nazi-Punk, Orchestra, Pop, R & B, Rap (Except Eminem, Notorious B.I.G., NWA, The Proud Few and Tupac), Space Rock, Spoken Word and just shitty music in general. And note: I'm not like some other people, who say that they hate other types of music JUST BECAUSE IT'S DIFFERENT than what you normally listen to, I hate because IT JUST PLAIN SUCKS. Except for Pop, I hate that shit because it sucks and because ALL POP ARTISTS ARE ONLY DOING IT FOR THE MONEY (AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE WITH ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE!).

ALL MY LEAST FAVORITE GROUPS (IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THE GROUPS ON THE LIST, THEN GO GET SOME FUCKIN' HELP BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC!): 50 Cent, ABBA, Aiden, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Angels & Airwaves, Angel Hair, Antioch Arrow, Ashanti, Assacre, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne, Beethoven, Beyonce, Blink 182, Bob Marley, Boys Like Girls, Bring Me the Horizon, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, Bullet for My Valentine, Caliban, Carrie Underwood, Cassidy, Cher, Chiodos, Cinderella, Converge, Corbin Bleu, Cute Is What We Aim For, Da Brat, Daddy Yankee, David Bowie, Deicide, Destiny's Child, Diddy, Dokken, Doro, (Drop Dead, Gorgeous), Dying Fetus, Embrace, Fallout Boy, Fifth Column, Fire Party, From First to Last, Fugazi, Garth Brooks, GG Allin, Ghostlimb, God is My Co-Pilot, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Guttermouth, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes, Hacksaw to the Throat, Hanoi Rocks, Hannah Montanna, Hanson, Hawthorne Heights, Heroin, Hillary Duff, HIM, Hole, Honeywell, Ice Cube, I Killed the Prom Queen, Insane Clown Posse, James Blunt, Janet Jackson, Jay Z, Jennifer Lopez, Jeremy's Dream, Job for a Cowboy, JoJo, Jonas Brothers, Journey, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Kid Rock, KJ-52, Lil' Kim, Lil' Wayne, Limp Bizkit, Lita Ford, Ludacris, Madonna, Maroon 5, Mesa, Michael Jackson, Missy Elliot, Mohinder, Moss Icon, Motley Crue, Motzart, My Chemical Romance, Native Nod, NSYNC, One Last Wish, Orchid, Overcast,Panic at the Disco, Pansy Division, Papa Roach, Paula Abdul, Pink, Plain White T's, Poison, Ratt, Ricky Martin, Rites of Spring, Rorschach, Rye Coalition, Saetia, Screeching Weasel, Shadows Fall, Shania Twain, Simple Plan, Sister George, Skid Row, Slade, Soulja Boy, Stryper, Styx, Suicidal Tendencies, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sweet, Swing Kids, Taking Back Sunday, Team Dresch, Tenacious D, The All-American Rejects, The Backstreet Boys, The Beach Boys, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Buzzcocks, The Cheetah Girls, The Click Five, The Darkness, The Mentors, The Naked Brothers Band, The Queers, The Ramones, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Spice Girls, The Village People, T.I., Torsofuck, T-Pain, Trivium, Twisted Sister, Underoath, Unearth, Universal Order of Armageddon, Usher, Vaginal Jesus, Vandels, Vanessa Hudgens, Vanilla Ice, Warrant, Whitesnake, Winger, Zao.

- BOOKS: Eragon, Halo: First Strike, Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, Heavier than Heaven, Holes, The Rough Guide to: Led Zeppelin, and I'm currently patiently waiting for The Bloody Reign of Slayer.

MAGAZINES: Guitar World & Revolver

VIDEOGAMES: Contra, Crash Bandicoot, Donkey Kong Country, Doom, GoldenEye 007, Guitar Hero I-III, Halo 1-3, Madden, PacMan, Resistance: The Fall of Man, The Simpsons: Hit and Run, The Simpsons Road Rage, Super Mario Bros., WWE SmackDown vs Raw, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Kart 64, Super Smash Bros., Tetris, all the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater games.

“It's better to burn out than to fade away.”- Kurt Cobain

“Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all.”- Kurt Cobain