Jimmy Yang

Once upon a time, there lived a man called James Yun. He lived in a magical place where you had to entertain people for money. This magical place is called the streets. One day James thought up a great idea, a great idea that got him into an apartment. But when the managagement figured out he used to live on the streets, they kicked him out the door. He was saddened by this type of cruelness, that when he looked up from his misery, the blue care bear punched him and said James, you can do better than that. Then James was awoken, dribbling on his keyboard, and reading a edited page of wikipedia. And this is it! James Yun was so excited, that he ran to tell his mum, but he crashed into something blue. He looked up and he saw the same face of the blue care bear. He screamed for his mum, but the care bear answered: she is in the toilet. And the blue care bear kicked James Yun in the balls.