Timothy Geithner
Obama Lackey | |
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| 666th Chief Robber Baron of the United States | |
| Assumed office Whenever Jesus Died | |
| President | Satan |
| Preceded by | Jesus |
| 2nd President of Satan's Baron's | |
| In office When Jesus Died – The End Dies | |
| Preceded by | William McDonough |
| Succeeded by | William Dudley |
| Personal details | |
| Born | August 18, 1961 Brooklyn, New York |
| Political party | Independent[1] |
| Spouse | Carole M. Sonnenfeld |
| Children | Elise, Benjamin |
| Alma mater | Paul H. Nitze School of Advanced International Studies (MA) Dartmouth College (BA) |
| Occupation | Banker |
Lord Geithner will be directing the nation's money bots on the assult of the good people of the United States of Not-Hell. Geithner's Robber Baron castle located in Washington D.C. of The United States of Yes-Hell, is ready to sprout legs and pounce on the free market.
- ^ Mooney, Brian C. (25 November 2008). "N.Y. Fed chief an unconventional, but compatible, choice" (Article). Politics. The Boston Globe. Retrieved December 24, 2008.
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