Knights Who Say "Ni!"

Michael Palin as one of the "Knights Who Say Ni"

The Knights Who Say Ni! are a band of knights from the comedy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, feared for the manner in which they utter the word "ni" (/niʔ/, like knee but clipped short). They are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-Wom

Details

The Knights are led by a man who is approximately 12 feet tall with disproportionately short arms and reindeer antlers inserted into his helmet (played by Michael Palin standing on a ladder; the original screenplay suggested that he be played by "Mike standing on John's shoulders"). The other Knights are of normal human proportions and act as a chorus, only repeating words and phrases that the head Knight has spoken.

"Ni!" is only the most notable of the sacred words which they are assigned to protect; the others being "Peng" and "Neee-wom". All of these words are infamous for the palpable horror and fear (and suggested pain) they bring about, whether delivered by the Knights or not. According to King Arthur, "Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!"

The Knights demand that King Arthur bring them a shrubbery in order to pass through a patch of woodland which they guard. They require that it must be one that looks nice and is not too expensive. As a result, Arthur and his companions return to a nearby village where they purchase a shrubbery from "Roger the Shrubber" (played by Eric Idle). Later, the Knights of Ni become the Knights of an odd string of syllables (although the knights apart from the head knight continue to say 'Ni'). The saying is spelled the following way according to the "script" subtitles available on the collector's edition DVD: "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing (unintelligible muttering)"!

Because of the challenging pronunciation, King Arthur simply refers to them as "The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni". Originally, the name was to be changed to "the Knights Who Go Ni... Whom... Ping."

Later, the Knights demand that King Arthur get them another shrubbery, and arrange the two shrubberies so that they get a two-level effect ("...with a little path running down the middle"), and to "...cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!" Arthur refuses, claiming that such a feat cannot be done, to which the Knights reply "Oh, please?"

The Knights have a weakness in that a number of words, when spoken to them, cause them pain and agony. The only one of these words that is revealed in the film is the word "it". Ultimately, King Arthur and Sir Robin both say "it" several times in conversation (unaware that "it" was the word that was causing the Knights pain), crippling the Knights and allowing the to pass through the forest unhindered.

It is often noted that there is a contradiction here, since the word "it" is used by Arthur during the first meeting "...What is it you want?.." and by the leader of the Knights who say Ni at the beginning of the second meeting "...It is a good shrubbery..." without causing the Knights any pain at all. Although this is a clear continuity error, there are many other Monty Python sketches (Buying a Bed, Travel Agent/Watney's Red Barrel, Woody and Tinny Words) where characters with peculiar speech impediments are only afflicted when it is most convenient for the sketch.

Spamalot

The Knights appear in Spamalot, the 2004 Broadway musical "lovingly ripped off" from the film, with their first scene virtually unchanged. The Knights' new name changes almost nightly, improvised by the actor playing the lead Knight (originally Hank Azaria), but always starting with "Ekke Ekke Ekke F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel..." which itself references several famous sketches from Monty Python's Flying Circus, including Election Night Special. In one performance, after the traditional shouting of "Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel," the Lead Knight loudly screamed GOAL! for a very long time, before telling the audience the current soccer World Cup score ["It's one-one in the second half!"] and garnering large praise. With the Rod Blagojevich impeachment in the news, the Knights were able to change around their script in the Chicago performance of Spamalot to mention the selling of the senate seat. In Cleveland the knights say a common line from the song Cleveland Rocks saying: "All he girls with cherry red lips singing Cleveland Rocks Cleveland Rocks."

King Arthur refers to them as "The artists formerly known as the Knights who say Ni", a reference to Prince. The other major change in the scene is that the renamed Knights not only demand another shrubbery, but also that King Arthur put on a musical and take it to Broadway. King Arthur does attempt to fulfil this quest in the second act until the Lady of the Lake tells him that he is already in a musical—see fourth wall.

Origin

In the DVD commentary for the film, Michael Palin says that their use of the word was derived from The Goon Show. Other parallels to The Goon Show can also be drawn between the strangled voice of the Knights and the voice of Bluebottle.

Popular culture

In Guild Wars, in the Canthan New year, there is a quest that allows you to meet The Knights Who Say Nian!, who appear to be a reference to The Knights Who Say Ni!.

The team name for the University of Central Florida's SAE Baja team is The Knights Who Say Ni.

In World of Warcraft, there is a quest one can pick up in Sporeggar named, "Bring Me A Shrubbery!" in which the character must gather 5 Sanguine Hibiscus, which "used to grow as thick as shrubs".

In Runescape, if you use a herring with a tree you will get the message "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest."