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Bahria College Karachi, commonly abbreviated as BCK, is a college in Karachi, founded by the Pakistan Navy in the 2000 BC. The college offers standard quality education till high school

Campus

Bahria College Islamabad is located in MT Khan Road, Nore 1, Karachi, Pakistan. Being the largest college of World it has 19 basketball courts ,14 Tennis courts , 17 swimming pools and 40 large playing grounds inside the campus. There is also a football ground where usually international players like Cristiano Ronaldo comes to practice. It has a seven story building. The class rooms are air conditioned , spacious, capable of accommodating at least 100+ students comfortably. A separate parking area is reserved for the teachers,janitors, students and Vice Principal. Principle always show off, he come in a car and directly into the [girls] wing only! The total enrollment of students is 1,000,000+.

The Bahria College Karachi has three spacious libraries. The Central library is common to the Boys' and Girls' Wing, whereas the Cambridge and the Primary Wing have their own libraries. Every student and faculty member can avail the advantage of these libraries. Books can be issued by members, for a limited duration of 50 weeks with no charges if lost.

A cafeteria is present in the College which provides a full menu to the students and the faculty members. A new cafeteria has also been made for the Girls' Wing. There are 4 fast foods including MR.CHOD , K.F.C , McDONALDS and PIZZA HUT. It has a large mosque and a place for 'Wazoo'.

Education

Bahria College Islamabad provides education to students from kindergarten up to the intermediate level/A level[1]. The school is divided into 15 sections including ; The Primary Wing (education up to the 5th grade), The Boys' Wing (education up to intermediate), The Girls' Wing (education up to intermediate), The Cambridge Wing is affiliated with the Cambridge university, UK and offers two programmes: O-level and A-level ). The leading house is Sir CHUTIYA which is the best house in the school for all times and offers the best education which is preferred by international sexy standards. The high achievers include Ahmed Nawab Jackson and Smith Ali Shan securing 99.9 % each.

The Discipline Committee

The Discipline Committee of the college monitors the students and maintains strict discipline throughout the institution which students usually don't care about. PTi's (i.e sports teachers) are mostly discouraged and insulted by the students mostly for fun and for pleasureful activities. It is composed of four house masters and the college council which consists of students of 12th grade. A new building for Cambridge wing has been constructed recently for intelligent students. Concerts in the school are common & mostly METAL BANDS like Iron maiden and metallica come and students always have fun. The discipline committee is equipped with AK-47 and other up to date weapons. Sexual discipline is also maintained by professional prostitutes.

Computer Labs

There are 5 computer labs in the college, each of which contains PCs equipped with Broadband and printer facility from classes 1 and above are available. WiFi is also available. Computers are interconnected through a Local Area Network.All the computers have i7 processors.Lap tops are available for students above 6 grade. Students are allowed to use the computers anytime for there projects and pleasure. Computer labs are centrally air-conditioned. There are now plans to extend the computer lab to accommodate new students asses. Generator facility is also available, so there is no load shedding in the whole school ever.

Nanga Badmash (blacklisted)

== Nanga Badmash is a criminal gang that originated in Bathrooms Of Cambridge Wing == and spread to other parts of the college. The gangs' names are commonly abbreviated as NGB.They are composed mostly of Pathans and Punjabis.

Their activities have caught the eye of the FBI, who in September 2009 initiated wide-scale raids against suspected gang members, netting 660 arrests across the country. In the Bahria College, the gang's strongholds have historically been in the Cambridge and Boys Wing. Membership in the BCK was believed to be as many as about 50,000 as of 2009.[1] MS-13 criminal activities include drug smuggling and sales, black market gun sales, Student trafficking, auto thefts, home invasions, assaults on law enforcement officials, and contract killing.According to the reports the gang NANGA BADMASH are the biggest threat to FBI & FBI is scared from them.

The Main People Of the NANGA BADMASH are(there names are unknown these are there call names):

  • Cheel Beast (LMAO = E=MC2 LPCMYGGDHJKDF)
  • Pandit (GURU)
  • The Abusively Strange One(FORMER ONE MEMBER)
  • The Young One (FORMER ONE MEMBER)
  • AMBER LAAL(HAS SUPER ACNE)
  • DarkWolf (FORMER MEMBER)

There HQ are in the 2nd Floor Bathroom.

Endangered Species

EXPLICT CONTENT The ENDANGERD SPECIES ARE:

  • Najum us Saqib AKA CHUTIA (HE IS THE FOUNDER AND THE RULER OF THE CHUTIA DYNASTY)
  • Zohair AKA POTY (HE USES WRONG USE OF HIS SHOES AND HE IS THE FOUNDER OF SHIT CORP. AND THE FOUNDER AND THE RULER OF THE POTY DYNASTY)

Official website

Official website

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