Luanne Virgin 2.0
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"Luanne Virgin 2.0" is the 99th episode of King of the Hill. This was the 15th episode from the fifth season. This episode is rated TV-PG DLS.
Plot
While going to develop some photos Luanne states that she is dating a guy that works there and that she gets his employee discount. However he states that he doesn't want to see her anymore.
On the way back Luanne states that she regrets sleeping with him. Hank is shocked not only that Luanne slept with him but that she isn't a virgin. Luanne states that she has slept with four guys, much to Hank's shock.
Upset over this Hank enrolls her in a born again virgin program, but he is forced to attend with Peggy as well. The group is divided into men and women. The men discuss how many partners they've had. Hank reveals that he has only slept with Peggy and not until they were married. Another man Rhett states that he's also only slept with a women, but it turns out that he was merely getting a massage and ejaculated involuntarily.
The women meanwhile are given chocolate kisses, one for each man they've slept with. Luanne is worried that everyone will think she's a slut for sleeping with four men at her age, but no one does. Peggy asks for just one, but then blurts out that she slept with another man before she met Hank much to everyone's shock.
After everyone else leaves Peggy tells Luanne that she was with a guy who believed that he was gay so she slept with him to find out. Luanne asks if it cured him, but Peggy said it didn't, he truely was gay.
Not wanting Hank to find out she hides her other chocolate kiss from him.s
Later Luanne goes through the born again virgin ceremony which is done like a baptism. Afterwords several guys hit on her but Hank fixes her up with Rhett. It is apparant that he is only physically attracted to her.
They go bowling and he inadvertently makes his lack of sexual experience known. Luanne likes him since he isn't trying to sleep with her like all the other guys, however he clearly wants to but can't due to her vow to remain celibate until married.
Later they attend a dance along with Hank, Peggy, Bobby, and Connie. While dancing Rhett can no longer take the sexual tension and proposes. Excited Luanne tells Hank and Peggy. Peggy tries to talk her out of it but Luanne let's it slip that she had sex before she met Hank.
Hank is furious over this. Not only because Peggy lied to him but because she slept with a guy before she was married something that she wouldn't do with Hank. Peggy tries to apologize but Hank refuses to listen and goes to stay with Luanne.
She tries to get Hank to come back home but he refuses. Luanne meanwhile is going around preaching abstinence till marriage however no one is interested.
At night Peggy thinks someone is breaking into Rhett's van and calls Hank. They open up the back to find that Luanne and Rhett were about to have sex. Rhett states that he couldn't wait any longer and moved the wedding to tomorrow.
Peggy tells them that getting married just to have sex is wrong and that you should marry the person that you love which is why she waited with Hank. Hank however is unmoved by her speech and simply asks if she is coming tomorrow since he needs to know how many burgers to defrost.
The next day the wedding is to be held at the lake but no one is there. Hank wonders why no one showed up. Luanne reveals that she called the wedding off since Peggy was right and they weren't in love.
Peggy meanwhile has been revirginized. Hank doesn't believe in it, but not wanting to fight anymore plays along and says he's going to take Peggy back to his truck to get her out of her wet clothes. Luanne then states that someone is going to lose their virginity, but it's not going to be her.
Trivia
Hank is surprised in this episode that Luanne isn't a virgin, but in Husky Bobby he caught her in bed with Buckly.