User:Tokerboy~enwiki

This page is not empty anymore (it is full of whatever offends you, so don't read it).

Turn-ons: fine wine and/or cheap malt liquor, women with three to five nipples, other Geminis, Ferengi

Turn-offs: Sasquatch, Freemasons, Virgos, Cardassians, people who think Creationism should be taught in public school, or refer to it as Creation "Science".

Judging from the number of views of this page, I suspect my name intrigues people. For the record, I have no doobage and am currently bemoaning the lack. Stop paging me.

Funny things: The ancient Etruscans worshipped a god named Fufluns. Say it out loud. It's funny.

I am currently living in Richmond, Virginia, land of crackheads and transvestitutes, where the insanity flows like... something that does a whole lot of flowing (a river or waterfall? patchouli at a Phish show?).

Interesting Fact: A random man on the street recently told me he had been asleep for over four-hundred years. Do you know anybody that was alive before Columbus set sail? I didn't think so, so screw you.

I am currently taking a break from pursuing booty, an English degree from UVA and sobriety.

I "work" for a company, but spend most of my time here working on Wikipedia, because I've taught a flatworm to do my job in ten minutes a day. (actually not true, it's the ghost of Will Rogers in flatworm form)

Interesting Fact #2: I once went to Quebec and accidentally gave a bum twenty-dollars because I didn't realize they had coins that were worth so much. I was also drunk, and thought there were two bums.

Tokerboy Info: I'm a Gemini and a Cock (a huge one), and also an Eagle Scout. No, really, I am. My old roommate's girlfriend once got high with Snoop Dogg backstage at a concert, making her the coolest person in the world (besides Snoop Dogg himself).

Additional Tokerboy Info: Missionaries are apparently capable of seeing the words "lost soul" written on my forehead, because they dart through traffic and run over old ladies just to give me copious amounts of "literature." I attract Mormons like a magnet, and have been approached by every religion that has missionaries (maybe. I don't really know if that's true. Just a theory).

Peace out. One love for all my wiki-nigguz and wiki-hoz.