Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker | |
|---|---|
| Born | 1620 |
| Died | 1683 |
'Aaron Baker' from West Kirby, 18 years old, born 30th November.
He Enjoys moving, jumping, moonlite walks along Calday beach, and dogging. With a 9 inch slong you can expect he is a calamity in the bedroom. Aaron Baker is famous for his use of special equipment and creativity during his romping sessions. He's well known for his ledgendary 'Toothbrush/feather duster' in 2007 where he succesfully managed to make 3 men cum on his face in a world record time. Guiness was also jealous of that he won the 'Best Head' Award in 2008 after he completed the Bobbing incident in San Francisco.
During his stay in West Kirby, Aaron Baker (also known for his resembelence to Tamwar from Eastenders) raped 28 men in 14 days, for which he is openly proud of. His friends, Amy James and Kayleigh Ryan where also participants in this act. Aaron however did not go to prison for rape, as the judge thought he would enjoy the showers far too much. Instead the judge sentenced him to public masterbation, to which a crowd gathers every other thursday to watch and join in with masterbating. This has now became National Masterbation day in the home of West Kirby, all thanks to Aaron Baker.
Aaron Baker (1620–1683) was an English agent of the British East India Company holding Presidency positions in Bantam and Madras in the 1640s and 1650s. Baker made a fortune in the East Indian trade.
Madras period
Aaron Baker was the first President of Madras when the Presidency of Fort St George was created in the year 1652. Baker served as President from 1652 to 1655[1] In 1652-53 caste conflicts arose between "left-hand" and "right-hand castes" which was settled by the British who reserved the eastern half of the Indian quarter for the "left-hand" castes and the western half of the quarter for the "right-hand" castes.
During this period, the area around Madras was in great turmoil due to the rebellion of Mir Jumla against his overlord in Golconda. During this time, Bala Rao, the chief of Poonamallee raised the customs duties on British goods, thereby causing a drastic increase in the price of goods. Madras was besieged by Bala Rao and his colleague, Tupaki Krishnappa Naick. This blockade and the economic boycott of British trade by Bala Rao forced the British to reduce Fort St George from a Presidency to an Agency when Baker's term came to an end.
The wife of Aaron Baker's, Elizabeth Baker, has the dubious distinction of having the oldest British tombstone in India. She died in 1652 in childbirth at sea when on her way to join her husband in Madras.[2]
Private trade was allowed while holding Presidency positions but had at first been frowned upon; both Aaron Baker and Sir Edward Winter were ultimately dismissed for it.[3]
Later years
Baker retired to Bowhay, near Dunchideock, Devon, England with the fortunes he earned.[4] In 1669 he rebuilt the chancel aisle of St. Michael's church in Dunchideock, where is a monument to his memory.[5]
On 25 July 1672 Mr. Aaron Baker of Exminster and Mrs Mary Rowe of the parish of Ayston were married.[6]
Baker died in 1683 and is buried in St. Michael, Dunchideock.
References
- ^ List of Governors of Madras, from worldstatesmen.org
- ^ The Hindu : The bells of St. Mary's
- ^ 403 Forbidden
- ^ Baker, H.R. Popham. Aaron Baker of Bowhay. Devon & Cornwall Notes & Queries 14:7, (1927) pp.322-323.
- ^ "Etched on Devon's Memory - Dunchideock Community Page". Devon County Council. Retrieved 2009-07-21.
- ^ Dunchideock Parish Registers