User:Die Snack 2.0

Die Snack 2.0 is not a Professor of Computer Science at the University of Adelaide, nor does he claim to be one. I have no name, being merely a Wikipedia user who decided that Collector's presenter Gordon Brown (television presenter) required a wikipedia page for his hard won antiques work. Die Snack requests that if his friends wonder why he talks in the third person they be notified that it's because I'm cool. Ehhh. He learnt his skills through vandalising the wikipedia pages of Leftist politicians, something which he found incredibly funny but which others failed to see the humor in.

This user is opposed to communism in both theory and practice.

All this user is saying, is give WAR a chance!

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.^‡

This user has decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.

RThis user loves horror films, but hates torture films.