Roggeveenhof
Roggeveenhof is one of the residential halls at the Roosevelt Academy, a small honours college of Utrecht University, The Netherlands.
It is the second oldest residential hall of the Roosevelt Academy, housing around 180 students. It started as an elderly home, called "Roggeveen", and it was renovated in 2005 to make it suitable for students. Each student has a room of approximately 20m2 with their own bathroom and kitchen, which makes them eligible for rent allowance or huurtoeslag. Since a recent change in Dutch law, international students are also eligible.
Extensive research has proven that it is the most boring and socially handicapped location of RA. The virginity percentage amongst students is phenomenally high, ranking top 5 in the vatican chastity rankings of all times. The jonas brothers have been known to be spotted around campus hilding bibles.
Science has proven that there is a magnetic field that prevents happyness and fun from penetrating the roggeveenhof sphere (and yes, ironically enough - PENETRATING.[1]
Common activities in this campus location are Knitting, Sowing, and having absolotuly boring conversations about the weather. Inhabbitants of this campus are very fond of using the backdoor entrance to the building (we arent kidding- no, seriously.)
The pre-requisites to solicitate entry for the campus location are: [2] - Aplicant must be a virgin. (if a man- must have never seen a Titty/ If a woman- backdoor intercourse doesnt mean you are a virgin) - Aplicant must have less than 40 friends on a social networking site) - Aplicant must attend mas 8 times a week
Roggeveen has the highest depression rate in the netherlands per square meter. this depression is due to the past condition of the building, as it used to be an elderly home. The elderly home spirit of complete and uttered BOREDOME has passed on to the new geenration of residents. We are technically saying that they are old, and wrinkly. It must be said that other RA students do not like to touch the Roggeveenhof residents as the oldness is contagious. [3]