User:Averykrouse/Christian Cabal
Welcome to the home of the Wikipedia Christian Cabal!
History of the Christian Cabal
Our long, historic history dates back to the good old days of January 2006 when a group of editors banded together to fight against the forces of darkness and evil on the battleground of debate.
These editors pursued the truth, the way, and the light and vowed never to rest until these were brought to all of Wikipedia!
Soon enough, this group of editors was given what would eventually become their illustrious moniker: The Christian Cabal!
Our Goals
Our goals are clear:
- To seek out and convert every User to our faith, especially those who speak Lithuanian.
- To get into personal contact with every human being who has an article on Wikipedia, to ensure that they are saved, in order to populate the category for which we stand.
- To engage in social activities such as a nice game of poker now and again.
Members
His Imperialness, the Grand Poobah Avery W. Krouse invites all to become part of our Cabal. He will assign rank and title as he sees fit.
- His Imperialness, the Grand Poobah Avery W. Krouse
- His Imposingness, the Grand Moff Deskana (talk) 11:17, 3 March 2006 (UTC)
Disclaimer
Please note that the "Wikipedian Christian Cabal" is designed to be a parody of the WP:Mediation Cabal which, in and of itself, is somewhat of a parody of other Wikipedia discplinary groups. We are not actually out to convert you (beyond our Great Commission) nor are we out to push a Christian POV on Wikipedia. Please see WP:CABAL for more. And remember, have fun!