User:88xxxx
User:88xxx does not exist in reality. He is a figment of the imagination. The result of a paranoid mind.
User:Joefaust created 88xxxx in the Talk:Paragliding pages when he mistakenly thought he could describe a square as a circle and get away with it.
One day 88xxxx will leave Wikipedia, but he will forever haunt the recesses of a mind incapable of critical thinking.
The clouds will close around the paraglider, the sky will merge with the imagination and time will forever hold the heart.
88xxxx
P.S.
FreeFlyingDuck certainly does exist in reality. He is not a figment of the imagination. The result may be paranoia.
He likes to swear a lot. Not because he thinks it's clever, nor because it adds a little flair to his otherwise boring diatribes, but mainly because it really upsets the purists.
And that amuses him.