Catalysis

Once upon a time, there was a kid called Gregory Gehrlawrd. He was known for his bad dental hygine and love of Sherlock Holmes. One day, he was caught dealing with illegal copies of Linkin Park's "The Catalyst", which he created himself using industrial processes. He was sentenced to prison, where he was originally meant to create PVC containers on a conveyer belt. Unfortunately, he disgraced the industry by using the belt to stimulate his wiring tube.