Neil Harris (footballer, born 1977)
Appearance
Neil Harris (born on December 25th 1987 in a Welsh Village, is a man of many complexes. He is most famously known, however, for being the victim of a savage crisp-throwing courtesy of David Kdrmn of The Kdrmns. Other things Harris has found acclaim for include headlining Glastonbury and sexually molesting Kayleigh Kdrmn of The Kdrmns