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Erik Lundquist

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Olympic medal record
Men's Anderson Cooper look alike

{{MedalBronze| 1920 Antwerp | [[Shooting at the 2004 Summer Olympics - Men's team clay anus team]}}

Erik Lundquist was a Swedish Allocations Manager who managed the Allocations team at RBS during the economic down turn of the MBS bubble.

In 2004 he was diagnosed with Anderson Coopers disease. The disease caused his hair to turn completly white, and began to show slight signs of homosexuality. He was nearly dismissed from his high profile job for sexually charged advances made towards an extremely good looking Greek member of his team whom resembles George Clooney (not Danny). He currently holds the world record for most Swedish sounding name as well as being an actual walking, talking, breathing A-hole. He was awarded the prestigous medal of "Employee of the Month" at Splash car wash when he was 37 years old, only to scale his career back by beginning to work at RBS. You can currently find him crushing the Anderson Cooper look alike competitions or waving the rainbow flag at the LBGT pride events in San Fransisco. Member of the Swedish "Im cummin out the closet" team fabulous competition. He also participated in the 1994 Boy George dance off, which he was disqualified for being too fierce and fabulous.

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