Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
Appearance
Dance: Ten; Looks: Three is a song from the musical A Chorus Line. It is sung by Val.
Production
The title of the song was changed from "Tits and Ass" to "Dance: Ten; Looks: Three" because the former title ruined the punchline.
Synopsis
Val sings about how she was only able to find success in the music theatre industry after receiving plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts and buttocks.
Critical reception
The Telegraph describes it as "a saucy paean to plastic surgery".[1]