I am the Riddler.

Proud resident of Omaha, Nebraska.

Proud member of the Millard North High School Football team.

Proud fan of the following collegiate and professional sports programs:

University of Nebraska Cornhuskers

Boston College Eagles

University of Cornell Big Red

University of Alabama-Birmingham Blazers

Kansas City Chiefs

Kansas City Royals

Boston Red Sox

Pittsburgh Penguins

San José Sharks (somewhat of an interest, anyway)

Wichita Wranglers

Kansas City Blades (defunct)

Millard North Mustangs (player/fan thing)

I have been to the following states/countries:

The United States of America

Nebraska

Kansas

Missouri

Oklahoma

Texas

Colorado

Iowa

Illinois

Arkansas

Mexico

Ireland

This Wikipedian:

Was born in Shawnee-Mission, Kansas

Has lived in Lee's Summit, Missouri

Has lived in the Kansas City, Missouri Metropolitan Area

Has lived in Wichita, KS

Has lived in the Wichita Metropolitan Area.

Has lived in Olathe, KS

Has lived in the Kansas City, Kansas Metropolitan Area

Has lived in O'fallon, MO

Has lived in the St. Louis Metropolitan Area

Has lived in Omaha, NE

Has lived in the Omaha Metropolitan Area

Was raised to worship Nebraska football

Was present at the 2004 World Series of Baseball Game 4

Was present at the 2005 Alamo bowl

Was on the sidelines at the 5 OT game

Will be damned if Nebraska does not win a national title in his lifetime.

Favorite places

Nebraska

University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus

Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, Nebraska

Olathe, KS

Dublin, Ireland

Athenry, Ireland

Boston, Massachussets

New Zealand

Lyel Buell Stadium, Omaha, Nebraska

The Alamodome, San Antonio, Texas

University of Kansas-Lawrence campus

Fenway Park, Boston, Massachusetts

Kaufmann Stadium, Kansas City, Missouri

Kemper Arena, Kansas City, Missouri

Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Best darn quotes ever

"Nebrasketball is the greatest sport on Earth"

-me, in reference to Nebraska basketball

"Yankees Suck!"

-me, at a Nebraska football game

"If it helps, pretend it's football..."

-me, at a Nebraska basketball game with a not so favorable outcome

"COME ON SIDELINES! I can't hear ANY freaking one of you. I want all of y'all's mouth's open and hollerin'! Hey, crowd! Let's SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!"

-me, trying to produce sideline and crowd noise in one of the overtimes at the 5 ot game.

"Oh, thank you God! I love you so much."

-me, at the conclusion of the 5 OT game