I hate when I listen to a song 6 months ago, then somebody tells me to download it today, because they just found out about it.
I hate people who sit down on the bus, and then don’t let the people who were standing the entire trip get off first.
I hate people who are at least a year younger than me.
I hate people who see me at school, look at me in the eye and say: ‘Moe..’.
I hate people who question the fact that I carry around a briefcase.
Just to clear things up, for all you ass-heads that do inquire as to why I carry a briefcase, I’ll simply reply with ‘Why do you carry around a bag?’, and ignore any other responses given.
I hate most people named James.
I hate jocks.
I hate people who reckon they’re the best at everything, when in actual fact, they suck. (Excluding me.)
I hate essays.
I hate maths.
I hate people who chew gum and other stuff really loud.
I hate people that get upset at anything you say.
I hate people that touch me. (Except girls.)
I hate people that use Times New Roman, or any other serif font.
I hate it when people ‘freestyle’ about nothing, for no reason.
I hate people who hate me.
I hate people that smile way too often.
I hate people that can’t keep organised.
I hate people who use 24 hour time.
I hate people that have a different opinion to me.
I hate people that think they’re better than me.
I hate people who try to spell correctly and use correct punctuation to look proper, when in actual fact, they can’t even spell 'agree’ or ‘possess’.
I hate it when people steal my bit.
I hate it when people use puns, which everyone gets, then asks: ‘Do you get it?’.
I hate people that use puns.
I hate people that use onomatopoeia.
I hate people who overuse question marks.
I hate people who hate themselves.
I hate emos.
I hate ignorant people. (Except me.)
I hate rock.
I hate rap.
I hate rhythm ‘n’ blues.
I hate hip-hop.
I hate gabber.
I hate people who constantly use ‘Away’ on MSN, when they’re never there.
