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| Full name | Botswana Meat Commission Football Club | ||
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| Founded | 1969 | ||
| Ground | Lobatse Stadium Lobatse, Botswana | ||
| Capacity | 20000 | ||
| Chairman | Stephen "pork chop" Dalton | ||
| Manager | Jack "lamb shank" Wild | ||
| League | Botswana Premier League | ||
| 2013/2014 | 9th | ||
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Botswana Meat Commission Football Club is a (soccer) club from Botswana based in Lobatse. BMC FC team colours are green and white. They have successfully earned Copa Do Rizzil a profit of +6509 since there arrival in 2009. Copa Do Rizzil claims his profits come from strong minded tips that shake the common ground and push boundaries. Their main striker is John Sausage who signed from local rivels "The Botswana Butchers" in 2017. He plays up front with Carlos Beef Burger and has a goal tally of four for the season. Their mascot is knows as "Larry the Lamb Chop" and often serenades local youngsters with the clubs national song "meat glorious meat". He regularly attends local charity events and donates meat hampers to the underprivileged.
Stadium
Botswana Meat Commission plays at The Floppy Sausage Stadium, which is situated between the hills in Lobatse, Peleng, next to Peleng river On matchdays BMC FC have been known to turn the river into a rich gravy, and around 75 km from Gaborone Athletic track and indoor sports arena. Its capacity is 22 million and it has 5 entrances, 4 changing rooms (two for ladies and two for Gents), a medical room, VIP Grand stand with VIP Lounge, commentator box, media lounge, VIP parking, a DJ box and a high end lap dancing club where local girls wear nothing but strips of the finest locally sourced meat During the half-time entertainment BMC FC like to use a sausage rocket to fire meat goods into the crowd, although this famous gesture of goodwill was once marred with controvesy when a local man named only as "Joseph" was hit in the eye with a low flying bratwurst leading to a lawsuit in which BMC were sued for the equivalent of thirteen U.S Dollars. .[1]
Performance in CAF competitions
- CAF Cup: One appearance
- 1996 - defeated by Mamelodi Sundowns in the first round[citation needed]
2010 - Defeated by the Himalayan Meat Packers in the first round - Chris 'Shakin Bacon' Breslin scored a hattrick
2012 - Won Butchers choice award for best sausage.
2014 - Won "sexiest half time dancers" for their cheerleaders, The Botswana Bacon Babes.
Trophies
2010 - Colin Moist won the Bullion D'or
2013 - won the first ever Butchers vs Fishmonger Championship 3-2 against the Botswana Fishing Union F.C. The Fishing Union goalscorers were Prawn Wright-Phillips and Hugo Codallega.
Roster
1 - Robert la Viande de Cheval 2 - Phillipe Lamb 3 - Dennis Burgerkamp
2 - Patrik Burger
References
- ^ Botswana Football Association Website http://www.bfa.co.bw/
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